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Learnt this when I was studying at RADA

On the count of 3,

Inhale in, pulling up your pelvic floor ... hold .........

Exhale ........... slowly counting

and repeat!

wmsl Wish Toya could read this, she'd laugh so much Maddie would pop out! xxx

hi, just popped in to check and see if there's been any progress.
Hope all is going welll.


Val.

sticks tissues up my nose to stop the nose bleed....

Not really Valerie.....but we are trying...


Now pant pant pant..

Oh huns

Bless you all ...

Where are all the GR men, they can help with the 'breathing' too lol!

Just seing how things are.

((((((((((((((((hugs)))))))))))))))))))

Dont help baby out but nice to have

Oh th

I'm doing that for Alko on the end of the phone and more ... does help, truly it does ... helps keep us all going.

Bless you (((((((((((((((((((hug)))))))))))))))))))))))

Talking to her now, will tell her. :) xxx

While we are all waiting I got some news. Just checked my Lotto drawn tonight I won $44 wow Im rich
Wish there had been a few 00000 on the end

Jackie ,will you be sitting up all night waiting then????

ohhhhhhhhhhh Jackie where we going lol.

oh you already the other side of the world, why didnt you wait for me and shimms lol xxxx tut tut

this reminds me of a story I heard..

A man took his wife who was in labour to the hospital. There midwife explained that there was a professor on the ward looking for volunteers as he had invented the perfect pain control for women in labour would they be interested they both said they would.

The professor arrived and attached a gadget to the mother and a connecting one to her husband and explained that he can transfer the pain from the mother to the father. He turned the control so the father took 10% of the pain… the husband said no problem this easy give me more, the mother agreed it was helping to the professor turned it to 20% the same thing happened again this went on till the professor was at 90%..he began to look worried and said this has never happened before normal no man can ever take 50% of the pain… the baby was born the husband cooed over the new baby girl for a couple hours and left for home…..when he arrived home he found the milkman slumped on the door step…..tee heee

Still no news ?

gosh Cyber waiting room is full

Jenxx

pmsl, Hayley , sounds about right lol xxxx

she in labour, am grabbing all her favourite bits she wants most of it is food, but i have included her teddy which is what she had when she was born xxx

hmmmm that teddy maybe headless by the time its over with...lol

I'm just wondering how many of us in how many countries are waiting for the arrival!!!

Ooooh, Jackie, well done!!! :)))

wmsl Hayley, luvin it ... oh gosh, what a twist at the end! roflol, poor milkman! Crying tears of laughter here! :)))

Bless her, not yet Jen hun.

......>>>>>>>>>reappears ...

Pushing trolley, "Coffee, tea, cold drinks ................ Assorted sandwiches and rolls, kitkats, cakes and more. Roll up, roll up, what can I get you?!!

I dont smoke rollups can I have a real one...

Just about to have the Turkey Curry Shimmer ,so thanks but no thanks from the trolley. Any Champers on that trolley,ready to celebrate?

Hayley, oh my word, can't stop laughing, pmsl!!!

Champagne's on ice as we speak Helen ... will have the glass, champers ready for the moment Maddie makes her entrance into the world. :)

Good for you Jackie that's about ZAR300, very nice!.

I'll have tea and a sandwhich thanks, Shimms.


Val.

well I cant sit around here gossip all morning....have fun all xxx