General Chat

Oh dear Merlin's disappeared now and I've just made him a cup of tea...maybe he's gone after that weird man....

Pass it here Pet I could do with a cuppa ...

Hello Jen how was the Golf, guess your worn out now, Taff had to go for a lie down, she's not so well today so am waiting for her to let me know she's okay.

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OMG I Feel Faintttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

It's definitly him isn't it, I'd know those mad staring eyes anywhere, lol

Passes Jen new bottle of Brandy....

Hello Barbara, Seems my ploy worked then, Should have got a License from me.( Afew Backhanders in the right place work wonders ) and you would,nt have had to go on the Pull.Seems Like Jens Gone to Pieces over it if her picture looks anything like her, Shame. **M**.

No Merlin

That's the man who crept up on her, you don't rcognise him do you, it looks a bit like er, mmm ,his name's on the tip of my tongue.....I'm sure I've seen him somewhere before.......

Thanks Babs Yes it is him how did you get such a good likeness

:))))))) hello Merlin what a nice man you are :)))))

Sorry I just had a client in to pay his bill, he stood ther picking his ears with his car keys and now I feel sick...lol...yuk

Helllllllooooooo

Hello Kemp, nice to see you

Please come in, we'rea bit quiet at the moment, what can I get you?

Any tea left in the pot ?
i think you should put another eye in the jar you know what they say
two eyes are better than one !!
i had a good look at the photo-fit picture ,you were right he's ugly
surely someone will know who he is !!

I have my suspicions Amanda, but he's slightly taller than who I'm thinking of, come on in just made the tea,

Taffs having a bit of a lie down, she's feeling a bit off today, bless her

do you think he could be from the building site across the way ?
one of those builders now eyed me up and down !!gave me the shudders
he must have been at least thirty

the dirty 'old' devil, did he have a mac on and flipflops or worse still, he didn't have...yuk...builders bum....oh no you poor thing, sit down hun, I'll make you a strong cup of sweet tea

ohhhhhhh i've come over all a whatnot ,pass me one of those nice cream horns
he had builders bum alright ,i live with a builder so i know what a builders bum looks like .....its .........well .........you know .......bum like

Right well I've got to go now, so will leave the caff open, please pull the door too when you go and turn out the lights, see you later

Barb xx

Well some builders have builders bum some don't, they just have normal bums, it's the ones who sit on walls whistling who have them, I think....., what sort does your fella have?

ohhhhhhhhhh Peachy