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Sending a morning (((hug))) to you Jean - keep smiling hun

xxx

Morning Jean
Sending you lots of love.x

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, and then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, which begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his free drinks, a stranger confronts him and offers him £100,000 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to £250,000 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to £500,000 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere £500,000!"

"Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

Much love and positive thoughts for Jean.

This Fred needs to be at the top.

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Wishing you and your family all the best
Love and positive thoughts to you Jean

Jenxx

Love and best wishes
Rachxxxx

Morning Jean and Jane,

Oh you have Maz the choccy biccy chomper seeing you today I do hope she behaves and doesn't show you up, wipe the mess from around her mouth before she leaves please.

Hope you have managed a toddle out this week.

Thinking of you as always.

Love Sue x

Good morning Jean, sending you lots of positive thoughts, thinking of you and wishing you well.

Ann
Glos

Keep fighting Jean.
We all miss you
Love and Best Wishes

Ria xxx

Morning Jean.Be gentle with Maz today..

~~JD,

Oh Maz on a visit..........more damp drawers then :}}}}

Hope you have lots of giggles and the sun shows its face on *your London*

Wishes to close ones.

xx

nudge for the sticky cause I have just added to another thread

Ria xxx

nudge...

As your other thread seems to have disappeared into the ether I would like to send my very best wishes to you again.

You took the time when I put up a thread saying how petrified I was about an operation I was having last month. You tried to allay my fears even though you have gone through far worse and I thank you for that. I didn't realise how poorly you were.

Warmest wishescomming your way. xxx

JEAN !!!!

Put down that ruddy wax dolly before you prick your fingers !!!!!!!



MWAH xxx

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i hope today is kind to you Jean
sending our love to you and the beautiful jane xx

Morning Jean x

morningggggggg jeane, sending my love n best wishes
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Morning Jean, keeping you in my thoughts and prayers.
Love to you, ((((( gentle hugs)))))
Jean xx

Best wishes to Jean xx

Claire

Best wishes to Jean,
Keep on fighting.

Steve
xx