General Chat

*misty eyed....we can even sing our own song...WUMbaya.......

BC - you are coming along very well I must say.

Rach - splendid job - we do like a good sneak - excellent bit of WUMming. Bit public, but hey, we're learning.

Jill

BC - you need to be at teacher's training college with that attitude! I'm soooo impressed.

Angie!!! You're being a bit quiet! What are you up to?

Jill

Oops - posts crossed.

Latoyah - what a lovely name dear!

I wonder if Sylvia will join us!

LOL

J

...you all sound much better at it than me *wails!!

Strictly speaking Rach, yes, you should. But it's all good practice - and all of the others are learning by your attempts, so you will all improve together.

Gold star.

J

So what is the first WUM thing we must learn, oh teacher? Are we to lie in waiting or only come out after dark or what? *eyes Maus shoes and giggles.....

...you all sound much better at it than me *wails!!

oh Alan you is soo clever........
...you can have a shot of me shoes if you want BC.........but only when I am my 'kind personality'

*gasps...that was well gd Latoyah!!

Mau - You could work on your "Woe is me WUMming" that can be very effective. Especially if you use it on a very regular basis!

Latoyah - that was excellent, needs a little work as it is still readable but you are coming along nicely.

Rach - whooshing is good, but you must learn to announce it first - loudly. Make a bit of a scene. Add the odd swear word (BC will help you as she obviously has a mouth like a navvy - which is good)

*overwhelmed......mouth like a navvy!!! Im halfway to being a WUM!!!!!!!

You are all doing so well ...

Phrases such as "well good" "whatever" and "isn't it" rendered in incomprehensible text speak will do wonders for your skills.

Allan - I will have to move you beyond A levels at this rate! Behave - and please practice a little bit of text speak. Think "I will display my ignorance, I will display my ignorance ..." it will improve your WUMming attitude.

pmsl!!

*dragging feet in platfwum shoes--------"woe woe thrice woe!!"...........can you give me one of your swear words navvy BC

I'll bring my chopper around Rach,give you a race or not,depends on my split personality

"Old" grumpy woman?

You are definitely improving Latoyah. "Well gd" if I may say!

Rach - yessss, that's it. When you feel a bit more confident you can start a thread saying "I'm going to delete all my threads" and stomp around a bit and swear ... and have hysterics (although do try and spell hysterics incorrectly so we can all have a giggle!)

You see, BC, you CAN be a WUM.

Dear All

Hello

Can I have a degree for grumpiness or informing folk to check
GR search trees?!

I am so old I remember O'Levels!

Thank you!

Best wishes
xx

*flops in chair....it's not that easy being a WUM you know....SOME folks...*glares at Latoyah and Rach....take to it like a *uck to water so they do...*sulks.....

Hi Elizabeth

You can certainly have a degree in that ... we can call it perpetual moaning if you like - but you do need to learn to make a real song and dance about it. Perhaps when you have tried pointing someone in the right direction and they come back asking yet another pointless question learn to say "whatever" - in fact, learn to say "woteva!" in capital letters maybe. That would show them.

Notice that Allan is doing a bit of a song at the moment - probably hoping to ingratiate himself ... LOL

Hello Elizabeth,

I so old that I remember "M" levels.

They came before "O" levels

Allan

BC did you just swear?........I'm reporting you! sowwy but it's my darkside not me;O)