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I sit up asleep on sofa most nights , well try to sleep and I too think it is time to see Docs so I will call tomorrow

Hi everybody.

LG, that sounds really bad, you've got to see a doctor tomorrow or it'll spoil your Christmas.

Sorry about the Arsenal badge Rita, I made it for LG, she would have zapped me if I'd put a different name on it.

Maz, does your frog live near you? Things are getting very cosy between you two, I'll have to start looking for a wedding outfit.

I can personally vouch for all the newcomers to Nutlodge. You've probably already realised that they're all completely nutty anyway. They have a special bus that ferries them between here and the Friendly Thread - cheap rates for pensioners.

Pauline, they are most welcome. It is lovely to have new talent??? around the place. We will guide them carefully through the rules. What are the rules by the way????!!!

I know!! Be good or be zapped!!

LG Obey DETs cough remedies. I understand what you are saying about antibiotics. In my case I am not allowed cold and flu preparations that have pseudo ephidrine (oh gawd not only can I not take it, I can't spell it either). Most don't these days but I can only have herbal remedies, which don't work.

Mo, get back on the bus and stop playing with that broom.

move over i need to sit on the throne ,I am sick of dishes cooking and ironing ,it has got very cold here this afternoon .am goint to attempt some christmas cards shortly
by the way who is tiddles or whos tiddly is the brandy sauce that strong lol
my frog lives 23 miles away only see him saturdays but am going out with him tomorrow for a meal

23 miles is nothing!!!! 30 mins in a car??? Still, it must be lurrrrv if you are seeing him in the week lol

lol Det he works 5 miles away from here so when i have a rare night off he calls in on the way lol
he also meets me mondays sometimes to take me to college .have only known him two months .
i am sat here writing letters and cards

OK. Who is wasting knicker elastic tying a cat to the broomstick. Rule 23 B. All knicker elastic will be stored next to the catapult!!

Why do you lot think we run around there with our knickers tied up with string.

You do realize also that you may each have your own throne. The Killer Queen's throne is the most magnificient because of who she is. Bow low or curtsey when she is around. And that mean bow and not bow wow, if you get my drift.

Oh, the thrones. Just visualize what kind of throne you would like and it will appear in your Nut Lodge room. And you room decorations are up to your virtual idiocy as well.

The kitchen is available for your use as well. The rule there is never, ever aim LGs laser at the pot of mole stew on the stove. Don't even do it for a joke. If you are lucky enough to borrow the laser keep it right out of the kitchen.

Sorry YG I know it brings the firemen at a run but rebuilding is just too stressful.

HI all, I had a catfish called Tiddles LOl is it his reincarnation ???? Bloomin cold here what my old dad would have called Brass Monkeys. Just put first decoration up oh Wow really must do the rest but have no energy today.
Got to start cards before long as I must get the long distance ones posted off. Handy that nearly all the family are in a 10 mile readius so I deliver them by hand.

Ok either Bow or Curtsey your Queen is in residence LOL. Snuggled up on throne wrapped in a luxury faux fur rug sipping a nice hot toddy. Waiting for X factor results.

You have been keeping little secrets about your real age LG!! Here's me thinking you were a youngster, yet you were around that footie stadium in 1946!! Cor, luv a duck, you're older than me lol!!

I was not even born then YG. That was Rita who was around then. I am a meer youngster of 57 going on 7 honest !!!

Whoops sorry LG!! I didn't read it properly!!! Come back naughty words!! You are a relative youngster after all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> creep, creep!!

LOl MOmmy we will have to start a new tree with our Tiddles link. Another cat person !! Does he sit really well behaved on your broomstick or do you have to restrain him like I have to do to mine.

Yes best you grovel YG LOL. Rita is also a Chelsea fan so I am very insulted, stomps off with nose in the air

No wonder I can not repair the catapult I wonder ho had knicked it. I was hoping to send a good hot pot of Mole stew and Mushroom omellette over to YG and Maz to warm them up. Still you are new to Nutlodge so I will give you my Royal Pardon just this once.

Royal Pardon!! What's one of those!!

Penance should be served cleaning out the CPs compound.

Knicker elastic is in very short supply nowadays and should not be wasted on such trivialities as tying our feline friends to broomsticks. Off with their heads lol!!

I am feeling generous tonight so make the most of it LOL. Sitting here trying to work out how to barricade off the Xmas tree when I put it up LOL

I've put mine up tonight and din't know how the cats would react, but up to now they have chosen to ignore it!!

I am absoloutely k******ed. Had a really busy weekend and still loads to do!! It'll have to wait now. The unmentionable calls again tomorrow morning.

My Black one Fuzzy always attacks the baubles, Fenix climbs it (Thick that one !!) but it is Ava and my youngest Grandson Kaden that will cause the most havoc LOL I have done quite a bit but had to sit down for rests inbetween the jobs,poor old soul

My place always looks like a bombsite LOL. I tidy then the other lot mess it up. Your cat sound like mine ,she strolls in at 1 pm every day as she knows OH is due in for lunch and moves like a flash if she heas the fridge door open. If my son as visitors as he has tonight she is there seeing what she can scavenge from them LOL