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who is he Hayley ?

MY GOD ...please dont have her thinking murdious thinkings whilst Hagar is in the same room **frets **

He was a comedian Hoff famed for playing the pianio badly and telling mother - in - law jokes...

*pushes everyone out of the way.....Look Hayley!! I have a new GooglePhone and my son says if I get lost I just put in my address and it takes me home!! AND I can lie down in the park and look up at the constellations! It's lovely:-))

*glares at Hayley*

Stella, I'm only kidding hun, not offended at all lol

Rose, I can't hear OH moaning while the hoover's going, easy to think then LOL

oh silly me
That Les Dawson
Heres me thinking we had a member called Les Dawson
silly hoff

*picks self up from floor having been barged by BC*

Does your son think you're going senile? How have you managed to travel around the world all these years without it? LOL

*glum...that's what I thought, TW...lolol

Weeeelll OH says, the horse pulled the canoe across the icy lake will that do? Ooops sorry Hayley, wrong thread!!

Ummm could you expand on that a bit Ann LOL

BC thats lovely can you just learn to answer it when it rings :)))


Sorry Hoff I genuinely thought you may of forgotten him, due to your resent underling medical condition, where loss of memory is a side effect, it didn’t dawn me you was being sarcastic

I think that's a really good start Ann ! Where was the horse going? who needed to get the canoe across the lake and why...I can already see a windswept trapper... or Minnehaha trying to reach Hiawatha ( or vice versa lol) :))

xx

pmsl Hayley
i was just adding some fun to the site

It appears to be a reoccurring post for you Hoff if ever I mention someone who is either dead or famous… maybe you would like to share the joke with us all? If not you are merely posting on here to make a dig at something I have said in the past and no idea what you are going on about so either spill the beans or sling your hook choice is yours :))))))

I think you'll find we were already having fun anyway hoff, but thank you anyway :-))


Now then, how can a new google phone be used as a weapon? hmmmm

The thing is, he has put this mad cackling for when I get a text message and it is totally inappropriate for a woman of my years....pmsl..but it is SO funny...I feel like sending me a message just for the laugh....lolol.........

*seriously considers topping up phone so I can send a text to BC every five minutes....lol*

drat my battery is flat...lol

Sounds like fun BC :) I have a little 'fairy tinkling' kind of noise for messages...and a u boat going 'wooop wooop' for calls lol , it's good as I can hear it easily ...but a bit embarrassing on buses , thanks to Dan ;)

I have that ring tone BC.....trouble is, it is so funny that I miss the call while others about me beg to listen to it further.

Susan
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