General Chat

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Yep sweeping it, did I tell you about the time I won a gold medal for swinning the whole of the Alantic ocean, thats how I became a captain of a cruise liner, which help pay for the 5 years I studied as a space cadet and got to the moon in the space shuttle BS1, all this by the time I was 18 and then I settle in motherhood...can you beat that lolololololol x

Yep! Easy

did I tell you I can see white spots all over your mouth aswell.........:}}}}}}}}}

ya a great big fibber everybody knows you only got a bronze medal...........and that was for taking leaves and flaky skin off the pool..........ha ha ha,,,,,,,,,,,,

Have you been smoking something funny........LOL

when i was 13
i ran away with the circus becoming an acrobat
then i progrested to became a trapeze artist
then i became a topless model
and then i fell in love with a hells angel and married him

and lived happy ever after

BORN TO ME WILD

Joy you were the bearded lady stop fibbing......evening all lol

IVE HAD A SHAVE SINCE THEN HAYLEY

TUT TUT

Well, bearing in mind the fact that we were brought up in a cardboard box in an underpass, I passed all my O levels at age 8 (17 of them) all my A levels at age 9 (only 8 of those) and had my degree by age 10 (Thematic Psychology).

I was then a ghost writer for various superstars for the next 5 years (oh the stories I could tell you! but I won't). That took me through to my teens.

Then MI5 needed help with training the spies so I was in there - mega bucks salary - which is how I bought the mansion in Surrey and the island off the coast of Mauritius.

Then I had a child - he is a genius of course. Runs Mensa now.

Then NASA came calling - so I was probably, in fact, very likely the one who got you through your space cadet training. But, it's OK - that was my job at the time!

Sooo, I think I might be in the running.

Jill

p.s. why are we doing this - remind me!

Me too Joy.....I did a 10 week course on wrestling dinosars.....I thought nah nows the time to give it so I married the dinosars with me being a Princess just seem right init...lol

I swam the Atlantic last week, under water

Yeah but did you manage it in just 48 hours like me....



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Ohhhhhhhhhhhh lord its hard to humble, when you see a fibbers take a tumble, but I am doing the best that I carnnnnn....

Well I had a thousand lovers. oops sorry is this about Fibs? pmsl BC XX

what that in year.....evening darling

I am married to a very famous actor ;¬O

OOOOPS
some of mine was true

did not realise we had to fib

I am married to a very famous footballer he played for spurs so he did....

all mine is the truff the whole truff and nothing but the truff me l'ud

Hello sweet tart....I am supposed to be cleaning up before the visitors come....*looks round...what a mess eh?

Shmmucks....let them take you as your are BC.......I do never bothers me you dont do knowt....:))))

Yes but Hayley I AM MARRIED TO A FAMOUS ACTOR REALLY REALLY

Course you are Rach....there there...*rolls one eye.....

Hayley did you just insult my housekeeping skills? lol