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Merlin Report 7 Oct 2012 14:24

Yes, Pretty good was,nt I. :-D :-D :-D :-D.I may sign Autographs Later. :-D but only in Camelot ;-) ;-)


Island Report 7 Oct 2012 15:28

David, just don the plaid and clench ye MucBootucks, Mrs D could fling you over her shoulder and pass you off as MucBagpipes :-D

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 7 Oct 2012 15:34

NOPE it happens!!

I often have embarrassing moments when I stand up and natural eruptions happen.

I know being a bit on the plump side doesnt help BUT its a natural thing.

The human body is designed to fart so as my mum would say "wherever you be let your wind go free" lol


Malcolm Report 7 Oct 2012 15:51

To quote Bill Bryson (Love his books)

"At Bath the waters were said to be good for flatulence and I nearly tried some but then I found out it PREVENTED flatulence. What an odd notion!"


PricklyHolly Report 7 Oct 2012 15:55

Island............i need a Mcnappie!! :-D :-D :-D


Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 7 Oct 2012 15:58

Shirley my mum use to say that too :-)

My dad would say in church or in chapel let it rattle :-0


David Report 7 Oct 2012 16:01

I let off a few loud ones at the vets last week.

It's not related to what I eat,but if I drink too fast I get burps or farts :-S


Island Report 7 Oct 2012 16:07

Is that why you were at the vets david?


David Report 7 Oct 2012 16:14

No took the cat


Malcolm Report 7 Oct 2012 16:24

My Granny used to say "Better an empty Hoose than a bad tenant" when she'd let off.


David Report 7 Oct 2012 16:40

My Father used to say there's s*** behind that :-D


Wend Report 7 Oct 2012 16:43

On a gravestone in a churchyard somewhere:

*Where e'er you be, let your wind go free,
For the keeping of the fa*t was the death of me!*

Edit to add - off to carry on doing my colouring in


Suzanne Report 7 Oct 2012 21:44

Far---g if its lasted for a while could be a sign that not all well in the bowel and small intestine so go to the dr,but please take my advise and try not to fa-t in the consulting rm because your dr really wont like it,if alls well at the drs then my advise is to stay clear of your 15pints of lager and a vindaloo on a sat night.if far-ing continues stop eating beans and put a cork in it. :-D


Mersey Report 7 Oct 2012 21:48

Pulling a finger seems to release the gases :-D :-D :-D ;-)


MR_MAGOO Report 7 Oct 2012 21:49

If you didn't let the gasses out you could explode :-S :-S


Suzanne Report 7 Oct 2012 21:56

thats not true MR MAGOO
you can only explode if you take a lighter and set fire to your bum :-D


MR_MAGOO Report 7 Oct 2012 22:01

Take your word on that Suzanne...........visions :-S :-D


Suzanne Report 7 Oct 2012 22:03



LollyWithSprinklez Report 7 Oct 2012 22:09

Don't try this at home

Many a casualty patient has :-(


Suzanne Report 7 Oct 2012 22:12

YES quite right Libby

a teenagers burnt raw ars- is quite a sight :-D