General Chat

Wend, you could try a Karcher :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Island, I see you still haven't had a shave yet :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

George :-) :-) :-) :-)

I've only tried eating them, but the other end could be quicker .

Well it would cut out the middle man so to speak :-D

George, I feel I'm going to regret this but.......what is a Karcher?

Karcher George? Please don't make me google again, I'm feeling tired and emotional :-P

Morning Wend, Hope your problem has "shifted."

I take Morphine constantly for my chronic illness that takes me more than often to St. Elsewhere. One side effect of this is constant constipation. So, I take Lactoluse every night, and though first prescribed by the doctor, it can be bought over the counter at a dispensing chemist. £4.80-£6.50, per bottle.

Hope your " movements" are happy ones.

Thinking of you

Julia in Derbyshire

Don't waste time with Suppositories. For all the good they do you might as well stick them up your a+se. :-S

A big plate of porridge every morning.

I wouldn't advise figs though as the pips scratch your bum. !!!!


F.

a bit od of a bum subject this is like ;-) ;-)

Thanks again for the advice and, Julia, I have pm'd you.

I do sympathise,Try taking Small but Effective Semtex tablets ,only one aday though as they tend to shift most things quickly and effectively. :-D :-D :-D

Thankyou Merlin - we can always rely on you for helpful advice :-D

Boom Boom.xx. :-D :-D :-D ;-) ;-)

LOL@Merlin :-0

Did you hear about the farmer who used a stick of dynamite on his constipated beast?
The result was abominable :-D

Of course, we don,t know why or what caused the bad back, Could it have been the exertions of trying to catch those Firemen when they tried to escape ? :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

Possibly, Merlin, but it was more likely due to me flinging them over me shoulder :-D

One over each? :-D Greedy Girl :-D Should have shared them with Prickly, :-DWouldnt have been hurting so much then. ;-) whatever you do don,t try colonic irrigation, :-Dthe flowback could cause more problems. ;-) ;-)

well I thought it was funny :-(

It was Island :-D :-DEspecially the Kercher, Easyist way was to put her through the Car Wash after the event. :-D :-D

Raspberries and melon for me works everytime for some reason lol :-S

EDIT ......Please do not take that I used these items a a suppository LOL oeeerrrr ;-) I mean orally

LOL @ Mersey. Every time I look at this thread, cringe and go to press the delete button, someone posts something funny again, so I don't. :-D

Sorry, Island, I think we tend to take you for granted sometimes, funny lady :-D

Funny ha ha, I mean, not funny peculiar ;-)