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TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 16 Jan 2013 21:42

Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy!

Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!

Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred

:-D

PatrickM

PatrickM Report 16 Jan 2013 21:51

If you thought Tesco's were in trouble about having horse meat on their burgers just wait till they analyse their Quarter Pandas!

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 16 Jan 2013 22:45

http://youtu.be/dKoJ2FcnVjo

Barbra

Barbra Report 16 Jan 2013 23:11

A man went into Mc Donalds .can i have a burger please .yes sir .do you want anything on it £50 each way :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 16 Jan 2013 23:20

Be handy for the next generation of Olympic Hurdlers, specially the steeple chasers....

wonder if they 'd like some all-bran?

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 16 Jan 2013 23:21

lol@Barbra :-D :-D

Barbra

Barbra Report 16 Jan 2013 23:26

neight All ;-)

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 16 Jan 2013 23:29

A man came in & ordered burger and chips, certainly sir says I eat in or take out? He cussed slammed down the food and walked away.....................................................









I Love working in the prison canteen











MrDaff

MrDaff Report 16 Jan 2013 23:41

BK ... you gotta hoof it, son !!!! You'll be saddling us with Whinny the Pooh stories next!!

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 17 Jan 2013 00:08

Hi Mr Daff
I have no need to say anything about Pooh as he says it all himself. :-D :-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 17 Jan 2013 00:20

Trotting off to hit the hay :-)

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 17 Jan 2013 01:03

stop horsing around!

:-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 17 Jan 2013 06:09

I'm getting death threats........woke up this morning with a Burger on my Pillow :-0

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 17 Jan 2013 06:13

A man goes into a cafe and orders a Burger...."Anything on it sir"

"Yeh I'll have a fiver each Way"

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 17 Jan 2013 06:54


It looks like meat eaters have been eating horse meat for Donkeys Years :-0

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 17 Jan 2013 10:08

The last one I ate gave me the trots. :-D

Paula+

Paula+ Report 17 Jan 2013 10:35

I thought I would see what all the fuss about so I had Tesco Beef burgers for dinner last night. I can't stop jumping over the furniture this morning. :-D :-D :-D

TheBlackKnight

TheBlackKnight Report 17 Jan 2013 10:36

Have you been doing that furlong? :-D

Janet

Janet Report 17 Jan 2013 11:07

.........why the long face?.......jl

Paula+

Paula+ Report 17 Jan 2013 11:09

@BK Yes but the goings been tough :-D