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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Feb 2013 18:27



Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor in Estero to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'

'Just doing what you said, Doc : 'Get a hot mamma' and 'be cheerful.'',Morris replied.

To which doctor said, 'I didn't say that, Morris. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur, be careful!'

:-)

aivlyS

aivlyS Report 3 Feb 2013 18:30

:-)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 18:30

:-D :-D :-D I did laugh that time. Very funny.

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 18:38

Oh, alright then . . . . . :-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 18:51

:-D :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 19:00

Bless him!

:-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Feb 2013 20:24

:-D :-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 20:25

Must be more cheerful when I post :-D ;-)

BrianW

BrianW Report 3 Feb 2013 20:34

Seems like he's also got defective hearing !

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 20:39

Still best medicine for an 82 year old, Brian. :-D :-D

Perhaps selective hearing ;-)

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 3 Feb 2013 20:57

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

Von

Von Report 3 Feb 2013 21:08

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 3 Feb 2013 21:27

Woman goes to doctor ,tells him she thinks she,s pregnant,he examines her ,tells her its just wind,gives her some indigestion tablets,9 months later he sees her pushing a pram.Hello he says Whats that you have there. A fart in a Bonnet she said.. :-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 21:37

:-D :-D :-D

Btw Merlin - I like the trinkets on your mantelpiece. What did you say your address was? . . . . .

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 21:40

Wend Merls is flashing I can see him in the mirror LOL :-D :-D ;-)

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 21:46

Dirty boy

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 21:52

Very clear mirror. Must use a Karcher WV50 with attachments ;-)

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 21:56

Good idea JLC - I presume that's a high-powered rocket . . .

Edit - only talking to BudgieBob :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 21:57

We see you in the mirror Merlin baby.............."shakin that arse".........


;-) :-D

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 21:59

Strange as it may seem, there's a thread about window vacs Wend :-( :-D