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Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 22:05

Is there something large as the centre piece??? ;-) or is it my eyes going out of focus :-D :-D :-S

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#Be Kind

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 22:03

We can dream Wend :-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 22:01

Oops, Island, thought it was about rockets :-D

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Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 21:59

Strange as it may seem, there's a thread about window vacs Wend :-( :-D

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 21:57

We see you in the mirror Merlin baby.............."shakin that arse".........


;-) :-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 21:56

Good idea JLC - I presume that's a high-powered rocket . . .

Edit - only talking to BudgieBob :-D

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JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 21:52

Very clear mirror. Must use a Karcher WV50 with attachments ;-)

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Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 21:46

Dirty boy

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Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 21:40

Wend Merls is flashing I can see him in the mirror LOL :-D :-D ;-)

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#Be Kind

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 21:37

:-D :-D :-D

Btw Merlin - I like the trinkets on your mantelpiece. What did you say your address was? . . . . .

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Merlin

Merlin Report 3 Feb 2013 21:27

Woman goes to doctor ,tells him she thinks she,s pregnant,he examines her ,tells her its just wind,gives her some indigestion tablets,9 months later he sees her pushing a pram.Hello he says Whats that you have there. A fart in a Bonnet she said.. :-D

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Vlad the Impaler and Dracula. Wend,Prickly,Island,GG.+CC.+DIZZY & Mersey.

Von

Von Report 3 Feb 2013 21:08

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 3 Feb 2013 20:57

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds,

"Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be a Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist."

The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 20:39

Still best medicine for an 82 year old, Brian. :-D :-D

Perhaps selective hearing ;-)

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Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

BrianW

BrianW Report 3 Feb 2013 20:34

Seems like he's also got defective hearing !

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Sherwood (Kent); Jesson (London); Worboys (Herts)

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 3 Feb 2013 20:25

Must be more cheerful when I post :-D ;-)

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Amelie my granddaughter's ancestry. My ban until 1 Jan 2021

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 3 Feb 2013 20:24

:-D :-D :-D :-D

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Breakspears of Berkshire and Cardiff, Williams and Harman of Whitchurch, Melingriffith &Tongwynlais,Glamorgan WE HAVE NO CONNECTION Do not share your tree with me

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 19:00

Bless him!

:-D

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"If I don't see you through the week.........I will see you through the window". :o))

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 18:51

:-D :-D

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#Be Kind

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 18:38

Oh, alright then . . . . . :-)

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