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Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 22:01

Oops, Island, thought it was about rockets :-D

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 22:03

We can dream Wend :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 22:05

Is there something large as the centre piece??? ;-) or is it my eyes going out of focus :-D :-D :-S

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 22:10

I dunno Mersey.

All i can say at this moment in time is...............

You do the Shake ‘n’ Vac and put the freshness back.
Do the Shake ‘n’ Vac and put the freshness back.
If your carpet smells fresh, your room does too.
Everytime you vacuum, remember what to do.
Do the Shake ‘n’ Vac and put the freshness back.

:-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 22:10

:-D :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 22:12

Care to dust Merlin's trinkets then Prickles, while you're at it?

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 22:16

Oh.............go on then..........if i have to.

:-D

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 22:17

Give us a lend of your specs Mersey :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 3 Feb 2013 22:20

passes monacle to Island :-D

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 22:23

I spy with my little eye something beginning with...........

'ang on I can only see arf of it with this monoccular devise. :-S :-D


Anyone fancy a bet?

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 22:23

Nope............we deffo need one of them magliflying fingyamybobs.





MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Feb 2013 22:23

A guy walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."

The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy says, "£1."

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 3 Feb 2013 22:29

:-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 22:31

Excooose me, Mr. M., but we were just debating Merlin's flashy trinkets in abstentia loike . . . h'actoooly :-P

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Feb 2013 22:33

Well Miss W...........i'm not interested Merlin's trinkets....flashy or not... :-P

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 22:40

Prickles, you haven't mislaid your MucMarple magnifying glass have you? :-0 :-0 ;-) :-D

Good evenink Mr M :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Feb 2013 22:42

Good evening Miss Iceland... :-D

Wend

Wend Report 3 Feb 2013 22:44

mmm, now I'm wondering if, and worried that, he's got a roaring fire going in that grate and he's dropped off and is singeing his slippers . . .

Island

Island Report 3 Feb 2013 22:47

you did'n arf make me larf Wend :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 3 Feb 2013 23:18

While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them.

Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.

:-D :-D