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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 13 Feb 2013 23:16

Two Italians on a bus


NO SPEAKAH DA ENGLISH

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come togedda again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'

The lady can't take this anymore, "You foul- mouthed sex obsessed pig!" she retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!"

'Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Whooza talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi....'

supercrutch

supercrutch Report 13 Feb 2013 23:18

*falls off commode and lays in a puddle from laughing too much*

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 13 Feb 2013 23:20

Brilliant :-D :-D :-D :-D love it :-D :-D :-D

Roy

Mersey

Mersey Report 13 Feb 2013 23:21

:-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 13 Feb 2013 23:21

:-D :-D

Sat on a mud pie laughing :-D

Island

Island Report 13 Feb 2013 23:48

LOL very good :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Feb 2013 00:03

now this is strange - why has the RR person not jumped on this

Island

Island Report 14 Feb 2013 00:04

because they nodded off when they were trying to read Bobs long joke :-D :-D

Karen in the desert

Karen in the desert Report 14 Feb 2013 00:05


The phantom RR'r must have gone to bed :-0 :-0

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Feb 2013 00:06

nice one Island - I glazed over too

Island

Island Report 14 Feb 2013 00:08

LOL, I'm just glad I'd heard it before so I speed read it :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 14 Feb 2013 00:08

AnnC Think your joke would have them roaring in the office in the morning. Hope they see it anyway :-D :-D

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 14 Feb 2013 01:59

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

JustJohn

JustJohn Report 14 Feb 2013 08:38

Did the rr'er go to bed at 2315 last night wearing a finger stool :-S

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 14 Feb 2013 08:39

*Snigger* :-D

lilybids

lilybids Report 14 Feb 2013 08:45

:-D :-D :-D :-D

BrianW

BrianW Report 14 Feb 2013 20:21

The old ones are the best !
Haven't heard that one for thirty years or more.

Carol 430181

Carol 430181 Report 14 Feb 2013 20:35

Oh dear must be getting old had to read three times, well actually five.

Carol :-S :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 14 Feb 2013 21:41

probably wasn't reported by the one with the active finger cos they had to be back in the secure unit before it closed for the night

Allan

Allan Report 14 Feb 2013 22:28

I had an Asian girlfriend once (well a few times, actually), but it was a bit like having an Asian meal: a short time afterwards you feel like another one.

These days I just don't have the powers of endurance, nor the stamina ;-)