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MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jun 2013 22:36

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Wally has had a heart attack but the ambulance crew can't find him.

:-S

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 28 Jun 2013 22:37

where is wally do you know

searches in the cupboard under BCs stairs ;-) ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jun 2013 22:39

Check her drawers JBA............... ;-)

LollyWithSprinklez

LollyWithSprinklez Report 28 Jun 2013 22:43

There's a wally in my fridge!!

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 28 Jun 2013 22:45

pmsl x :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jun 2013 22:47

Puts name on Find Ancestors........... :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 28 Jun 2013 22:49

i dare you lol ;-) ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jun 2013 22:55

It's on Find Living Relatives.............. :-D

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 28 Jun 2013 22:56

I had a couple of Heart attacks a few years back,found they weren`t to my liking ,so I haven`t bothered with any since and I feel a lot better for it.
:-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jun 2013 22:58

Not good for your health are they Budgie ?

Budgie Rustler

Budgie Rustler Report 28 Jun 2013 23:11

:-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 28 Jun 2013 23:19

Have deleted the post on Find Living Relatives..................no sense of humour....... :-( :-(

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 29 Jun 2013 03:07

A man had a heart attack and was taken to the nearest hospital by ambulance.

He woke up and found a nun with a clipboard sitting by his bed.

Nun: Do you have health insurance?

Patient: No, I don't.

Nun: Do you have money in the bank?

Patient: No I don't.

Nun: Do you have relatives?

Patient: Only a spinster sister, and she's a nun.

Nun: She's NOT a spinster, she's married to God!

Patient: In that case, send the bill to my brother-in-law.

:-)

Sorry if this offends anyone! I was sent this joke yesterday, then remembered it was told to me about 15 years ago ~ by a priest! So if it didn't offend a priest........

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 29 Jun 2013 07:05

PMSL
you so made me laugh x :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Jun 2013 10:52

Nice one Scozz.......... :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 29 Jun 2013 11:27

Thank Father Peter :-D

He's a red-headed Irishman, great fun, he knows so many jokes!

BarneyKent

BarneyKent Report 29 Jun 2013 12:30

Breaking news (with acknowledgements to the 2 Ronnies).

At the United nations building, Police are investigating a series of thefts.

The ambassador for Jamaica had a pot of Jam stolen.

A bottle of Port was reported missing from the bar in the room of the Portugese ambassador.

A Can of beer was reported taken from the room of the ambassador for Canada.

A quantity of Ice was stolen from the fridge in the Iceland ambassador's room.

The Bell on the door of the room of the ambassador for Belize has been stolen.

The lady ambassadors for Brazil and Nicaragua both left in a hurry.

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Jun 2013 13:08

:-D :-D