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Is this the new joke thread?

I dont blame him either,,,,,,,to banish a little stool that at any minute he could want to sit on,,,,,,its criminal,,,,,,,,no wonder he took the vac,,,,,,serves ya right. :-D :-D.......

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My OH has a 3 car garage full, a brick built workshop. a caravan, 6 cars (including the 8 seater Toyota) All the upstairs dorma level, most of the cellar, and the sitting room with computer and all his bits and pieces which come out 1/2 way into the room. I am not allowed to touch any of HIS stuff even to clean and it is driving me mad. All the cars are filled with stuff as is the caravan, that is why I referred to the dinning room as my dinning room. It is the only place apart from the kitchen that is not filled with HIS things. He is always telling me it is his house, his garden even though we have been married for 55 years, so a claim to the dinning room and kitchen is not a lot in the swing of things. I like the sock bit, may be tempted, let you know :-S but :-D :-D

How times have changed, If I had hidden the hoover my OH would take that to mean she had been given the day off from all household duties and disappeared off on a pampering and shopping day to which I would have received a large no expenses spared Bill

Roy

Hidden vacuum cleaner

GREAT

No vacuuming to do

Would not bother looking for it!!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

you could always lose the I-ron.......

better than that...............change the lock on the workshop.......!!!

Personally - I would sit tight and ignore lack of vacuum.

Then comes the day when it appears - say you have forgotten how to work it ..................or if you cannot wait - go out and buy another - if he complains tell him it is his fault, (how you put up with that stool in your diningroom for more than a day or two beats me).

Then as others have suggested - get a copy of the keys asap.

You are in the right girl - he is being petty.

Why not say you're sorry you moved his stool, tell him where it is (if he doesn't already know) and ask for your vac to be given back?

And get another key cut for the garage and shed. One day, you might need to get in there when he isn't around to ask.

do something really evil ~~~

get into his sock drawer, and take out ONE sock of each pair and hide them.

:-D

You're brave Janet ;-)

Flying doc - I think it's both of you :-)

It would take me about three weeks to notice that the vac had disappeared as I can lose anything. I did notice the words ' my dining room' could there be a hint of the problem. I presume it belongs to him indoors as well. The question is, do you want things to improve or are you happy being miserable? So many couples exist in that state but to suggest taking the remote is a bit harsh.- jl

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If I wanted to hide his golf clubs I'd have to go to the Golf Club and find someone to let me into the buggy shed.

Yes, he has a buggy. Makes me laugh...... they play golf for the "exercise"! Drive around in a cart all day then sit and drink beer afterwards.

:-D

The worst thing I could do to him would be to hide the remote for the TV.

I would tell him two can play your game . Until you return the vac then you don't get any washing done or any food prepared .

And I can always buy another vac !

LadyScozz - I thought all you had to do to get hubby to toe the line was to hide his golf clubs :-D :-D :-D

I'd be hiding more of his stuff........... and moving mine OUT!

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Look on the bright side you won't have to vac. :-D......sorted..

time to kick his butt ;-)

Mustn't forget the effing and blinding row I had with Fred, because I had torn his wine-gum packet.

Tell me about it.....I take 2 old chaps out to listen to a band every week.I do a 50 mile trip.
One has to sit in the front going...and the other sits in the front coming back.

Childish or what!,

Wouldn't care but the one on the way back is blind,so he can't see where he's going anyway! :-D