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Dermot

Dermot Report 29 Mar 2014 21:20

'A silent wife is sweet to hear'.

(Words nicked from elsewhere! But it is Saturday evening & there's no parking fee.)

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 29 Mar 2014 16:21

:-D :-D :-D :-D

To all the jokes!! :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 29 Mar 2014 12:40

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 29 Mar 2014 12:18

then there was a guy who got his hearing back with a new hearing aid "How do your family feel about it?" he was asked

"I've not told them yet, I'm just listening! :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 29 Mar 2014 12:17

:-D :-D :-D :-D

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 29 Mar 2014 07:28

Do you know why Bach had so many children?

Because his organ didn't have any stops :-D


I wonder how long this will last. :-|

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 28 Mar 2014 15:16

Sharron :-D :-D :-D took a few seconds for the penny to drop :-D

Merlin

Merlin Report 28 Mar 2014 15:06

Brilliant :-D :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Mar 2014 14:41

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 28 Mar 2014 13:51

There was the bloke who was one of sixteen children because he had a deaf mother.

"Do you want to go to sleep or what?"

"What?"

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 28 Mar 2014 12:44

Bobtanian :-D :-D :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 28 Mar 2014 12:33

BuT!!

there was a guy that had problems.......(you know) and he found a wizard that taught him a spell to help him in the bedroom.(for a price) he had to take a small swig of elixir and shortly after say One, two. three........
and he would rise for the occasion as it were........
but this would only work once a month.......!!
however he asked how do I get back to normal?

just say one ,two, three, FOUR! the wizard tells him. but remember this potion only works once a month!!!

and so it came to pass that his better half was receptive, and so he goes into the bathroom has a swig and then gets into bed........

a minute or two later when all felt ready, he whispers under his breath........one,two three..........and indeed he was ready.........

at the crucial moment his wife says....oooh! ......thats' nice, ....but....what did you say one, two, three,........for?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 28 Mar 2014 12:17

r r r r


nah! I wont!!!

PollyinBrum

PollyinBrum Report 28 Mar 2014 12:11

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Maryanna

Maryanna Report 28 Mar 2014 12:09

Sounds like our house. He won't accept he doesn't hear things, says I whisper. Then he complains that I don't hear what he is saying. ( I have an OFF button !! ).

I have been thinking the same OFITG.

M.... :-)

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 28 Mar 2014 12:04

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 28 Mar 2014 12:04

Love it :-D :-D :-D

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 28 Mar 2014 12:02

don't be holding your breath :-D

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 28 Mar 2014 12:00

Liked that :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Should be ok as there has been a noticeable absence of the phantom finger in recent days ;-)

Porkie_Pie

Porkie_Pie Report 28 Mar 2014 11:59

:-D :-D :-D

Roy