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A Naughty Joke.

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KempinaPartyhat

KempinaPartyhat Report 25 Jul 2014 21:22

passes smelling salts!!!

problem is its true Pricklyholly

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 25 Jul 2014 21:27

Mouth to mouth anyone ?........................ :-S

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 25 Jul 2014 21:28

now you are going too far :-D :-D :-D :-D

Wend

Wend Report 25 Jul 2014 21:29

Not my kinda joke - but whatever turns you on Mr. M. ;-)

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 25 Jul 2014 21:35

Attaches smelling salts to nose with elastic band.......... :-S


Sorry Wend.

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 25 Jul 2014 22:14

come on Mr M you know I'm always ok with your Pm'd Jokes


yes please
Bob

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 25 Jul 2014 22:23

i'm surprised our resident RRr hasn't reported this thread by assuming what the joke is :-D

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 25 Jul 2014 22:29

reminds me of a song from my army days


"she stood on the bridge at midnight. throwing pebbles at the moon,
oh she said she was a good girl, but she spoke too flippin' soon......."


"its the rich that gets the pleasure, And the poor wot gets the blame..

its the same, the whole world over

isn't it a cryin' shame..........

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 25 Jul 2014 22:32

Don't tempt fate Ann......... :-S


:-D Bob.

ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 25 Jul 2014 22:35

I need to know pleeze <3 <3 <3

Andrew

Andrew Report 25 Jul 2014 22:36

and me please.

Andy

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 25 Jul 2014 22:38

ok the sespence is killing me
and i want to no what im missing :-( :-(

would like pm please and than you

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 25 Jul 2014 22:42

Whoever the mystery rr'er is must be fuming mad by now :-D :-D :-D

Dame*Shelly*(

Dame*Shelly*("\(*o*)/") Report 25 Jul 2014 22:50

thanks MR_MAGOO

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D





ChrisofWessex

ChrisofWessex Report 25 Jul 2014 22:54

Mr Magoooooooooooooooo :-D :-D :-D :-D

MR_MAGOO

MR_MAGOO Report 25 Jul 2014 23:02

As i said Sis it's peoples nature to want to know what's missing..... :-)

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 25 Jul 2014 23:21

Blushes.......................

:-D :-D :-D

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend

Diamonds-R-A-Girls-Best-Friend Report 25 Jul 2014 23:44

I think I've heard this joke before :-0 :-D

MtG I'm in your part of the country tomorrow...any tips on keeping cool...apart from don't venture there without The Bodyguard ;-) to carry my parasol :-D :-D :-D

Lesley x

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 25 Jul 2014 23:50

if I remember right, the next line, goes summat like

"oh! Dad, I wish my child was born, then all my troubles would be go- orn......
and at my feet please place a Dove,

to show the world I died for love"

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 26 Jul 2014 00:19

lol

I thought I'd got here in time to see Mr M's joke (before it got RRd) :-(

Yes please Mr M, I need a good laugh today.

:-D