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OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2014 11:39

Another bit of Scottish Humour ;-D

It was St Valentine's Day in Auchengillan and Sandy McTavish, the local travel agent, was in a good mood. Bookings over the winter had been well up on the previous year and profits had been sky high. So when he looked out of his window and saw an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the window at the posters showing glamorous destinations around the world, he experienced a rare feeling of generosity (and saw an opportunity for some free publicity in the local newspaper).

He asked the elderly couple to come in out of the rain and announced: "On your pension you would probably not be able to afford a luxury holiday abroad, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense - and I won't take no for an answer." He gave them two flight tickets and a double room in a five star hotel in sun-drenched Tenerife for two weeks plus spending money.

About a month later, the little old lady popped into Sandy the travel agent's shop, and Dandy. asked her "Did you both enjoy your holiday?"

The old lady replied: "The flight was exciting and the hotrl was lovely. I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me - who was that old man I had to share the room with?" :-D :-D :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 11:40

OFITG how are you this morning darlinks :-D :-D <3

Fly are you moaning?? :-D ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2014 11:43

AnnCardiff <3 hope your pals dad is OK now :-)

Fly

Fly Report 18 Dec 2014 11:44

:-D :-D :-D One Foot

Moi moaning :-S Munchkin :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 11:47

Put your snowballs down and clean out your belly button fluff its going green!!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 18 Dec 2014 11:48

Makes a change from blue Munchkin ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2014 11:49

Mersey - I'm bobbing along as usual, just put my mobility scooter on charge so it is ready for me to wreak havoc tomorrow in my nearest town and to clear the aisles in the supermarket there :-D

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 11:51

OFITG :-D :-D that made me laugh...have you got a beep beep?? :-D :-D

Fly Blue is for cold.....Green is for mold :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 18 Dec 2014 11:55

Munchkin :-P :-P

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 11:58

Brown is for frown !! :-D :-D :-D

Pink is for Stink!! :-D :-D

White is for :-D :-D :-D

Fly

Fly Report 18 Dec 2014 11:59

White is what :-0

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 12:01

Bright of course :-D :-D :-D :-D ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2014 12:03

BEEP BEEP :-D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H41zbqrwVo

Fly

Fly Report 18 Dec 2014 12:03

Righhhhhhhhhht ok Munchkin :-S ;-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 12:06

Thats your new name OFITG "Road Runner" :-D :-D :-D ;-)

What did you think it was Fly?? :-S :-D

Where is GP this morning?? feeding his face no doubt :-D ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2014 12:10

Mersey <3 Road Runner :-S I can hardly walk let alone run :-D :-D :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 18 Dec 2014 12:12

Afternoon Mersey et al <3 :-D

Dry and mild out, hope it stays that way
cause am getting my hair done after lunch :-D :-D

Daughter popped in for a visit this morning and she
is looking good <3

Later.....not sorted yet Mers before you ask :-)

Mersey

Mersey Report 18 Dec 2014 12:12

Ok what about "Beep Beep" we do like to have ickle love names pmsl :-D :-D :-D ;-)

OneFootInTheGrave

OneFootInTheGrave Report 18 Dec 2014 12:15

Afternoon Emma <3 what time of day do you call this :-D

'Emma'

'Emma' Report 18 Dec 2014 12:19

12.15 Footy :-D :-D :-D <3