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Cultured Sophistication

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Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 26 Apr 2016 00:49

LOL

"Fire in the hole"


certainly true,
to the moment, methinks..........

Allan

Allan Report 25 Apr 2016 11:51

:-D :-D :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 25 Apr 2016 11:33

An' us.

Allan

Allan Report 25 Apr 2016 11:19

Well it would certainly have rectum! :-0

Sharron

Sharron Report 25 Apr 2016 10:43

It was in his coal and it exploded when he lit his fire.

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 25 Apr 2016 10:28

doesn't rhyme with rissole either

Sharron

Sharron Report 25 Apr 2016 10:23

Thank goodness there is somebody else on here who moves in cultured circles.

Allan

Allan Report 25 Apr 2016 09:56

B*m doesn't rhyme with soul, either ;-) :-D

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it

Shirley~I,m getting the hang of it Report 25 Apr 2016 06:01

Don't remember the full lyrics of the war version but do remember the line of some poor soul with a bullett the up his !!!!!!!! asked me for some water

As kiddies we would sing it with a twinkle of aren't we being naughty

But then we were sarf east lundeners lol
;-) ;-) ;-

Just remembered

My ole mans a dustman
He wears a dustmans hat
He killed 5 thousand Germans
Now wadja think of that
Some lay here some laid there
Some lay round the corner
Some poor bloke with a bullet up.his b.m
Asked him for some water >>>>

My ole mans a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He killed 5 thousand Germans
Now wadja think of that


edit theres more just came to mind

>>> water .water water came at last
I dont want your water ,stick it up your !!! oompa oompa stick it up yer jumper

my ole mans a dustman etc.

naughty brothers would sing stick it up yer Ar.e

Mum would say thats enough of that language :-0 :-0

LadyScozz

LadyScozz Report 25 Apr 2016 00:55

a bullet in his rissole?

no lunch for him then

Allan

Allan Report 24 Apr 2016 23:57

:-D :-D :-D

I'm glad someone saw the joke ;-)

PricklyHolly

PricklyHolly Report 24 Apr 2016 23:52

Allan.......... :-D :-D ;-) :-D :-D

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond

Purple **^*Sparkly*^** Diamond Report 24 Apr 2016 23:49

New to me too lol

Lizxx

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 24 Apr 2016 23:32

Kyber Pass :-D

Allan

Allan Report 24 Apr 2016 23:22

I was being polite and not wishing to give the phantom RR'r another chance to exercise his/her itchy finger :-D

Sharron

Sharron Report 24 Apr 2016 23:13

Rectum doesn't rhyme with soul.

Allan

Allan Report 24 Apr 2016 22:36

I assume you mean his rectum....and that is probably what also happened when the bullet exited ;-) :-D :-D :-D

AnninGlos

AnninGlos Report 24 Apr 2016 21:46

:-D :-D Sharon you are so much more sophisticated than what I am.

Sharron

Sharron Report 24 Apr 2016 21:27

You do understand where the bullet was don't you?

Lyndi

Lyndi Report 24 Apr 2016 19:23

Just look how cultured and sophisticated you are Sharron! I have never heard the soldiers version either ;-)