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I dangle mine over the side of the chaise longue.

Sure looks perdy.

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Edit: I'm not talking about my Bra. ;-)

Well, this is one classy thread ;-) :-D :-D :-D

Says he who is sat in his undergarments after a 33C day :-0 :-D :-D :-D

Mine is hanging from the chandelier ready fro Xmas :-D

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I'm not sure if i have told this story on here before.........but.........

One evening i popped upstairs, stripped my clothes off on the bed and put on my onesie.

The door knocked.......so i flew down the stairs and it was the chap across the road, come to collect a parcel that had been delivered here.

I turned my back on him and fetched the parcel from the dining room.

When i went to sit down on the sofa, i felt something funny on my back. I reached round and found that my bra had attached itself to my onesine and was dangling down at the back.

The chap and his wife must have had a right 'ol giggle about that!!

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If I draped my bra over the sofa people would think it was another sofa!

If I draped my bra over the sofa people would think it was another sofa!

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Another story........

Where i used to live, several years ago......the local "busy body" was Mrs Keeble.

The local Post Office was across the road from the bus stop.

I popped to the Post Office one day......after i had crossed the road and walked past the bus stop opposite, i heard......."Coooooeeeee"

I looked over and it was Mrs bleddy Keeble... at the bus stop with a queue of other people.

"Look, look" she shouted and pointed "you have dropped something"

Sure enough, i looked back and there was something black lying on the pavement.I walked back, picked it up, held it out...........and OMG!.........it was a pair of my knickers!!!! :-0 :-0 :-0

Before going to the Post Office, i got the washing in. My arms were full so i popped my smalls in my coat pocket. Obviously, i left one pair dangling from my coat pocket before i went out. :-(

I could just imagine "nosybag" Mrs bleddy Keeble, turing to everyone at the bus stop to say........."Hmmmm, looks like she had a good night out last night!! :-| :-|

I've gone all hot just thinking about it. :-D :-D :-D

Next time Mrs Keeble went in to the Post Office she took her knickers off to see if she could get a bit extra on her pension like you must surely do on your Family Allowance.

Prickles :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Hello Barb ~~~~~~

Please don't lower the tone of this thread Sharron.

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Awfully sorry.

Should I change the word 'knickers' to 'underpinnings'?

Are you one of the laydees that come out of a public loo with the back of yer skirt tucked in yer knickers too !!!! :-D :-D

I'm still wincing at LaGooners comment :-S
I hope she's talking about her bra!! :-0

Talking of "nosybag" Mrs bleddy Keeble........

She knocked on my door one day, to say she heard i was expecing and could she knit something for the baby.

How lovely. She showed me some patterns and i chose a little white hooded jacket.

She turned up again a couple of weeks later and showed me the jacket.

"Oh" i said "that is really lovely.............thank you so much"

"Thats ok" she said.........."That will be seven pounds" !!!! :-S :-S :-S

I nearly bleddy choked.

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Read into it what you will maggie ;-) :-D :-D. I am saying nuffink :-D

Swing and fling Maggie..........swing and fling.

Don't be shy...........give it a try!

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Oh I like you PH if you think I still have hot flushes!

They disappeared a long time ago along with the youthful bloom, hairless chin and perfect feet!!! ;-) ;-) ;-)

I remember sitting in the waiting room of the local hospital a few years ago, waiting to be discharged, when a Sister came along to take the next patient into the Consulting Room.

It was obvious she had just come from the loo, as she had a long trail of toilet paper hanging from her uniform like a tail.

Everyone looked, and then looked away.

I could not stand it, I went up to whisper in her ear. Poor lady, she was mortified.

Oh this is a silly thread! Takes you back doesn't it?

Do you remember when I was going to have Fred as Penny for the Guy?

I have seen toilet paper stuck to someone's shoe before..........but never a trail hanging down from someone's pants.

I perish the thought!! :-0 :-D

Silly thread Sharron..........Silly Thread??

How very dare you!

And yes, i do remember when you were going to wheel Fred round in a wheelbarrow as Penny for the Guy.

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