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Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:33

Evening all :-D :-D :-D
As I've bumped up the view count I might as well post something LOL

Poor little doggies :-( Send them to me, there's hardly any noise.

Who's doing what?
Only a week in and I'm going stir crazy, roll on new year.

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:33

I also think instead of leaving it to the organisers people were setting their own fireworks off :-|

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:34

Evening Island :-D <3

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:34

Good evening Island :-D <3

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:35

Evening Fly :-D <3

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:36

Evening Von :-D :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:36

:-S :-S

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:36

Spring will soon be here Island :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:37

Is it still sunday? :-\

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:37

How many sleeps Fly?

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:38

Why are you :-S :-S

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:38

No idea Island ;-)

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:40

What have you been up to Island. Have you managed to get the garden winter ready ;-)

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:40

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed."Who was that?" asked his wife..

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it’s pouring rain out there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know.”

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing," replies the drunk..

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:42

:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:42

Island :-D

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:42

Garden winter ready Von? :-0 :-0

I haven't done much/anything Von, Been too poorly/stressed :-(

Von

Von Report 5 Nov 2023 19:43

Sorry to hear you’ve been poorly. Hope you feel better soon

Island

Island Report 5 Nov 2023 19:44

I have got another joke but the stuffies might report it.

Fly

Fly Report 5 Nov 2023 19:44

You will get it sorted Island <3