General Chat

Mornin' all Me old mate, Dirty Gertie from number 30 popped in this morning. Kept on about some general board and budgies, and breads. Seems some people 'ave nuffink better to do....oh the young of 'terday.... ...'an some of the old 'uns who should know better. 'Can't all be like us'...I told Gert We wouldn't 'ave done nuffink like that in our day.... Mildred xx

Hiya Mildred Know what yer mean ducks. Grotty Lottie that well known tottie wastes er time on sumfink called boards and freds. Don't know what shes talkin about but no wonder she as so much dust around the place. Yur friend Clara x

'Ere 'ave you 'eard about that Effie? She's got some 'guests' going to 'er 'ouse terday, bloomin' guests I seys, they ain't guest, there just 'ol girls same as we are, since she got that tiara, she finks she's a bit better than us, only guest we ever 'ad was when we were kids and 'ad nits, and we used to say, yer can't share me comb, cos we 'ave guests. It's a bit parky terday ain't it, got me long drawers on an all and still nippy. Going round to 'er at number 6 in a mo, she's gettin on me nerves now, keeps tellin me about 'er problems, as if I ain't got enuff meself, what with my Fred on the missing, an all, tell ya the truth I fink i'm better wivout 'im 'ave wot telly I want on, when 'es 'ere he's always got some soppy telly on like documentoraries and fings. Well gotta go luvs, 'ow about you gals coming round mine at 3, 'ave a natter and stuff, you bring the cakes Mild, an no gettin yesterdays ones on the cheap. Mabel x x x

'Ere !........... SCANDAL !! Rumer 'as it that people on a Fred board 'ave disappeared !! Some went missin' earlier 'terday. I fink the've bin abdacated yer know............. .......... 'erd a wailing noise 'erlier.....must 'ave been the flyin' saucer... Talkin' of saucer....Where's me TEA ! Mildred xx

Hiya Mild Freds boards gone bloomin beserk it 'as, fings is missing first there there, then gorn, what is the world coming to. Bit like my Fred really, first he was 'ere then 'e ain't. I'll 'ave a cuppa wiv ya gal, get kettle on eh? Mabel x x x

'Ere Mabe Ive got some of them fig rolls from scabby Joe on the market. Fell off the back of a lorry. Dirt cheap they was. Made in outer mongolia. Bit old and soft, bit like a few old gals we all know hehe. Never mind, no one will notice once we dunk em in. Mildred xx

Oh Mild I'll 'ave one of them ta. Don't matter they are old either once there in yer tea it'll taste the same, and yer ain't gotta put yer teef in , 'ave ya Mabe x x

Ooh I say gals, do you think you could spare one of them fig rolls fur me. They supposed to be useful as well as tasty yu know. Can't go into detail ere but just let's say they supposed to get you on the move - an I don't mean ouswork :)) Clara x

ere Clara - u means like movin 'ouse???? dolores

errrrrr no, not egactly:))

Can't one of you gals elp me out ere? I'm tryin to think of owe to explain it to Dolores.

well my Albert ses they would shift a ton o' bricks or summat - so I natrelly soomed 'e meant the 'ouse dolores

Dolores me duck - we talkin fig rolls ere not JCBs :))

I fort I felt the earf move there me duck, but its our Albert - 'e scoffed two full packs of 'em fig rolls and thundered out the back passage to the ouside lav!!!!!!! oh eck - e's' shoutin fer 'is pipe - its gonna be a long night I fink dolores

Well gals, I'm off up the apples and pears. Can't keep me eyes open, so ope my Fred aint ad any fig rolls if they make the earth move like you said Dolores. Night all - catch yer tomorro Clara x

'Ere Effie 'eard you had visitors today, 'ope they behaved themselves, and you an all. Been down the market today, bought ya a nice bit of cod, will bring it up to you in the morning. The cats got it's eye on it it, but I told 'im thats for our Effie, and he looked at me as if to say, well let 'er have it then, thought that was nice, but then I turns me back an 'e swipes it from me, but not to worry tho gal, I got it orf of 'im and run it under the tap, so as good as new it is. Well girls I have an early start in the mornin, so I am orf up the stairs as well. see ya termorra. Mabel x x x

ere Mabe, afore ya goes lovey - want me old man to make yer some proper chips??? Dolores

Doll darlin' I ain't allowed chips luv, there bad fer me guts they is, but if his made some, well it'd be hard to refuse 'im, go on then bung em in a bit of newspaper and send 'em round. Ta darlin' your a good 'un. Mabel x x x

'ere Doll them chips was lovely, but I have been up all night with digetions, so when yer at the chemist can you get me a bottle of jollop luv and pop it round me 'ouse, I'll put kettlr on. Ta Mabe x x x

Mabe, Viniga is ok on the chips but lay off the Vodka! ope yer tum is betta soon gal. Took me littlun to shops yestaday cos she needs a posh frock for a do at skool. Bort one that cost as much as me rent for 6 months! Rent mans not gonna be too pleased!! Saw some luvly tiaras too but she dont one cos she dont wanna out do Effy. Time for a cuppa. Gladys