General Chat

Elsie - were it that one with the warm 'ands and a turn in 'is eye??? 'E can take down me particlers ANYTIME Dolores

Ere Dolores - owe du you know as owe e as warm ands if you don,t mind me arskin?

That's 'im Doll. Jest a boy really. Doan the police look young these days? Elsie

Clara luv, do us a favour, come and get your Alf will ya. His starting to go all soppy, and saying that how lovely I am and all that, think he's getting a bit serious on me, and the 'ol bill have just called round, and Fred's comin 'ome about 8, so he will be none too pleased with Alf 'ere wiv his slippers and that on, so get round 'ere a bit sharpish will ya and take 'im 'ome wiv ya. Ta Clara, you're a diamond. Mabel x x x

Ello Effy OOOh me flamin bunions, Waited almost ten whole minutes for the bus, bleedin freezin it was. Of course I pushed me way on in front, its called bleedin respect aint it? 'Add 'ter show me buss pass tho, after all, I dont look me age.... do I ? Saw that Nellie Mangle on the bus. Went on about 'er mangy cat. Flea bitten moggy it is. Bought a nice bit a cod for it. Shes 'avin a nice bit a scrag end 'erself. Fink shes got airs an graces that one.... I told 'er I bought a new 'andbag from jumble sale.....see I can be posh too... Mildred xx

Hiya Mabe Just been to rescue (sorry collect) our Alf from yours before your Fred comes ome. I take it e's helped the polic as much as he can then? I just realised what a coincidence it is that my husband appens to ave the same name as yours:)) Thanks agin fur takin im under yur wing - young scally. Ooh yes, an I ere one o your grandkiddies is goin to be in magazines an fings. You won't be able tu get yur ead round door soon, it'll be that big. Only jokin duck - I think it's brill. Obviously teks after granny Mabe. Clara x

Mildred, I'll give her bloomin Nellie bloomin Mangle, I will she's not only a dirty mare, she only gawn and collected my Fred from the down the nick, took 'im 'ome with 'er, and told 'im I've been messin about with that Clara's brother, Alf on the side whilst 'es been at the cop shop, nasty bint she is, wouldn't mind, but Alf only came 'ere for a bit 'o dinner and a bit of how can I put it....comfort, he ain't very bright yer know. Well she can 'ave 'im, see if I care, that bloke who delivers the coal ain't a bad looker, got a delivery Friday! Yeah Clara my sons kiddie's gonna be one of them kids yer see in the films and that and in the paper, mind you I said to my son, is she gonna be in Corrie then and he said whats that mother (he talks posh 'e does, He's a tycoon in the City ya know) Bloomin 'eck don't know what we did wrong wiv bringin 'im up, e lives in Mayfair, snotty sod! Come on gals the bingo bus is 'ere Mabel

Well, you wud never beleeve it! I went to a confrance today that had summink to do with littluns. Or so I fought. Da ya now what it turned out to be!! It was all about ow to expand something and sustain it. I fink I walked in on the veeagra meeting!! I was well embarussd I can tell ya. Been an ard day. Night. Gladys ( with curtains)

awhhhhhhhhhhh Lord luv a duck - oh the shame ov it all. Our Anne is gurna be in the News of the World abahrt her shenanigans wiv that actors relly and an un-named peer ov the rellum. I am so ashamed curnt fink Ah can ever 'old me #ead up in the chippy again! Dolores

Gels, Gels gather rownd, 'ave a listen I've only gone and 'ad a win on that lottery I have, got these numbers 19 22 33 36 43 44 Won £1.8m I have. Well what dya fink about that then gals, we can 'ave a right knees up next week up west now, I'll tell ya wot, I'll buy ya all a drink, and a double at that, bloomin eck can't believe it, but couldn't ave appened to a nicer woman, I know thats what yer all gonna say.well yer right darlins it couldn't, won't change me tho, I'm still commin a bingo tomorra, I'll just be gettin a taxi, so I'll see yer there then, knees up muvver brown, knees up muvver brown.... Mabel, with the money x x x

Blimey Mabe, Yer know im yer bestest mate ever dont yer? Nah yer can get yerself some new drawers from marksies. Me Auntie Jean always swore by em. Gusset lasts fer years. Maybe yer can get sum new teef? arfter all yer old ones are only any good if yer want ta use a straw wivout opening yer mouth. 'Ere....yer did remember ta put the lotto on last night....diddnt yer?...... Mildred x

Your Anne takes after her mum then Dolores I remember you when you was in yer teens! No lad was safe wiv you around. Well done Mabe! You gonna get yerself one of those fancy washers now and get rid of the old mangle. I didn't mean the old man - the sort for doing yer clofes. Anyone goin to this do at the community centa next week? Is gonnoa be posh or wot? Gladys (not Arris)

'ello gals yer never guess what that bloomin Fred never put me lotto on, I'll bloomin kill 'im when I get me 'ands on him, sick I am, I was gonna treat ya all next week on out knees up, still nemind, money ain't evryfink is it gals, we'll still 'ave a great time won't we. See ya at the bus stop fer our bingo. Mabe x x x

ear just cos you lot dont talk propeer like what i do it was ruddy true bout mabel an my alf, e said it bin a long time since e'd bin that satisfied and as fer me cat, needed a treat sfter i ad its bits cut off all cos of that posh tart up the privat ouses complaining that her pedigree was in the club eear that andbag you got from jumble, twas one me sister peggy threw out hahahahaha never laufed sumuch

Morning gals how are ya all. I 'ave bin busy meself doin all sorts and got a real busy day ta day, don't know where the bloomin time goes i don't. My June's takin me to the quacks this morning, got a see 'im about me boil on me bum, and then I'm orf out to the market, will try and catch all later. Behave yerselfs Mabel x x x

'ere Mabe Guess wot I got dahn the charity shop 'terday!! 'ay yer never guess..... Only a pair of them FMB boot fings...yeah ! Yer dont get many For Mending Bunions Boots anymore. Mind you, was a bit av a lark gettin em on. Will ave ter use me zimmer frame ter walk wiv, before I go ar*e over tip. Mildred x

Afternoon Effy,Mabe and the gals. Sorry I wuz out when yur called yestaday but I wuz visitin some cousins what I didn't know I ad. Very nice they woz too. Do you know - it turns out as owe one of um as sumfink called a web site (whatever that is). An e says as owe our relative in 1500 was a priest (owe the ell can e know that!!). I said "E must ave been a very naughty priest, else owe did we get ere". But apparently, in them days, e says priests was allowed to ave their oats. Good job todays priests don't know about that aye. As anybody seen that Sophia lately? I found er a crotcheting ook but aven't seen ide or air of er since. Aven't seen our Alf either since you gals put it into is ead as owe e's a young stud. Sorry about that lotto fingy Mabe - but money aint everything is it. It's friends what counts. Off now to feed Fred - catcha all later. Luv as alus - Clara xx

Hiya Mild, you must keep those bloomin' charity shops open you must, and all the fings you buy you don't even need, very charitable of ya that is, you're a diamond. Clara what d'ya mean love? 1500, thats 3 in the afternoon aint it? and whats the priest got quaker oats, you've lost the plot clara darlin' you really 'ave, and I ain't bovvered about that lotto win ya know, I'd 'ave only gorn and spent the money on me mates wouldn't I? That Sophia's a funny un ain't she, comes on 'ere whaen she wants, then swans off agin, back to her crotchetting, she finks she's one above us, snooty cow.

well gals - I 'eard that our Ethel - finks shes a toff she do - sez that she is gurna show up ter meet yer all on Satday in a stretch limo! All my eye and Betty Martin - more like a no 73 circular bus cos she 'as 'er travel pass! Just 'opes she puts 'er teef in and a clean pair ov knicks on! Mind you , I 'ave still ter reinforce the gussets in all ov 'em loverly parachute silk drawers. bin stickin' on some bee-yoo-tee-fool diamonds Dolores

Mabe me old gal - I got yer new curlers today - theys really nice and yer scarf will fit nice over 'em. are yer goin' up town on Saturday? we could 'ave a quick shufti rahnd the shops afore we sees wur Ethel. wot says you lovey? Dolores