General Chat

go along nicly now Paul (not) I hope you get stuck in loads of traffic....................... A ear warmer is a clout round your ear with my HAND......lol

ear warmer sounds interesting lol I'm off home though, I'll continue winding you up another time...

we are talking facial slaps now cheeky monkey...............or even an ear warmer.......................carry on ................

very impressive ... that must be a really strong pole lol

Ok I mean I can pole dance! OH yes I can .......................WATCH.............................see

isn't that pole dancing rather than lapdancing tho ? lol incidentally has everyone seen the cracking photo of Susie Babes hanging upside down on the tentpole in the sahara ? Very entertaining lol

NO not really cheeky monkey ..........................or would you like me to swing round a lamp post to prove it ??????.................lol

but Hayley, would the lie be more obvious in the flesh, so to speak? lol

Paul, I do remember adding to this thread but must have deleted my reply. I seem to remember some time back a lot of people were deleting replies on old threads. Here goes again! My name is Lindy and I am a South African born and bred. My husband Vitor is Portuguese and we have lived in the sunny Algarve for fifteen years. We have two sons Daniel and David who are both studying at the University of Faro. Last summer our bulldog died and we are all still heartbroken including our maltese poodle Scotch. Lindy ;-))))))))))))))))

Pmsl Paul..................... Its my line even if I met ya face to face .........lol

im lorraine i am a pussy cat i am on to my 3rd tom last one too this one dosent scratch and bite me we have 3 kittens one has left home aand she is hoping to go in the RAF my son 15 and daughter 10 i have a few health problems but im mostly happy live in shropshire born sunderland and im nearly 39 but look 21 blonde with black roots need to go to hairdresses lol.

Hayley yes, and you used the lapdancer line last time too lol Paul x

My name is Hayley I'm from up North , I,m 30 nearly and a lap dancer, I,m also a compulsive liar..... I do belive we have met cheeeky monkey!!!! Hayley .................................................

I can't modify my original post, because it's not 'mine' anymore, as I left and reregistered... but only the age has changed anyway... 36.5 now lol

pmsl Aw Paul your so sweet! Ok, I am 52 with 6 Children, 1 Husband and 9 Grandchildren (with another due in Aug). I have 3 Poochies and am dead broke(too many kids...and dogs cost a fortune! lol). I wouldn't change a thing except(there's always an 'except' isn't there?) I wish I had a big enuf house for us all to live in..... :)

Julie, Thats only coz noone nudges mine, Shirleys sort of took over from it... Paul x

I can't believe I've never added to this lol My name is Julie I am 40 and live near Blackpool. I am on hubby number 2 (11 years so far and still going strong! lol) I have two children who are 18 and 20 and three cats! I am a legal secretary and love my job! Julie xxx

dont know if i have added to this one before but i will add just incase (to keep your numbers going lol) Rosie 35 from middlesex 3 children 2 boys 16 14 and girl 7 on monday been with my partner 17 years and i work part time and im always happy :-) Rosex

I'll add aswell :)) I'm Heather, married to Andy. We have 3 sons & also blessed with 1 teenage daughter (argggh!) Soon the clan will be bigger, 2 grandchildren arriving at the end of year..................:)))))))))))))) Live in Cheshire. 1 cat called Jac 1 budgie called Snowy Oh and give me a nudge from time to time, I spend far too much time on this site lol Heather x

to be honest I just nudged it because there's a lot of folk added details on here before Shirleys thread was written... newbies might be interested in the contents of both ? I'm not suggesting anyone add to both !!! Mine was here first tho ;o) lol