General Chat

I thought Linda was the entertaiments officer? Where is she? has she gone AWOL?

Hi Slutty Jean, I'm back, I just needed to get the cabin boy and my loyal mutt to safety, there is skullduggery afoot not to mention the ghosties and the ghoulies, and I found out today the reason witches don't wear knickers, its so they can get a better grip on the broomstick. boom boom. I,m off now to have a few drinks and start earning!

Hello! Hello,

My name is FAT LADY.. what happened? why am I in this
horribly smelly bed..gonna be sick again..Yuuk! the smell in
here.. I was suppossed to be joining a ship as assistant cook!
but got lost in the back streets of Lisbon! horrible! horrible!
place. Oooh! full of ladies of the night if we could call them
that..A policeman saved me from been dragged into a Tavern
and when I told him of my plight he called the coast guard to
try and catch the SS UTOPIA. Alas, they were no better and
threw me overboard. Can I help it if I am a FAT LADY and huff!
and puff! Well, how did I came to be in here? I think it is a
sick bay...I feel exhausted and will try and sleep.
Maybe, when I wake up it would have been a horrible dream....
or maybe I will just lie awake and see what happens next!!!

Linda Pace was one of the very first volunteers, as Entertainments Officer. Glad Lindy is now on board. Sorry, your'e feeling so rotten Fat lady, but we'll soon have you better.

hi dr legs, loved the anouncement! A nip of scotch if u don't mind...not parcial to brandy myself! It will help to get my blood circulating...

Thank you Admiral, At your service maa'm!

I'm Still mooching around still no ghostly cockerel, i will get him on the end of my boot them whoosh over board he'll go. Admiral Dorothy i think you start a Chapter two, it'll be easyer to follow. David ( security ) Be Afraid

Evening lazy bugger, how are you, still hanging around the poop deck? have you noticed Weird goings on, besides David trying to get a protection racket going and giving the girls magic mushrooms, someting funny is going on, if you have the energy to keep one eye open I would be obliged.

ATTENTION! NOW HEAR THIS! ADMIRAL SPEAKING! I am concerned that some of the passengers may have got lost, and cannot find their way back on board. If there are others who wish to join the ship before we sail to the Cape Verde Islands, please join us soon. It is going to be a difficult journey, we shall need people with talent on board, in case of any mishaps! IF NECCESARY, we will delay sailing until tomorrow morning if it is felt that we may miss some of our people.

Are we all agreed that SS Utopia should now move to another thread? I suspect new 'passengers' may be put off by the long and rambling nature of this one now?

Doctor Legs, I am feeling much better thank you, that nip of brandy did the trick even if I don't like it. A good nights sleep should work wonders. I am a bit confused as to the chain of command, who is the officer in charge of Kitchen duty or does everything fall under you and the Admiral. Temporary head cook The fat Lady

OOch! Dr Legs that hurt! :-((

Hello Fat Lady, how could you bear to leave your beautiful country, you must be very upset, you should go and find slutty ~Jean~ she'll have you feeling bang to rights in no time at all.

ATTENTION, ATTENTION! From now on all communications regarding our cruise will be on A NEW THREAD. sPEAK TO YOU ALL THERE, HOPEFULLY!

Hello Anne, Sorry but I am still at a loss as to who is who! hopefully sometime over the weekend Jenny will find the time (poor Legs) to let me have a copy, so I know what characters you are all playing ;-)) COOK THE FAT LADY

Wern't there 2 Fat ladies?

Dear dear fat lady, don't worry about who is who, just pop along to Jeans, its the room where all the lovely red lights shine so brightly, just get along and you'll feel much better, but if you see a geezer, his name is david take cover, he's bad news, nothing good comes to those in contact with him.

Message for the Admiral from the Cook. Please clarify: Does the admiral have her meals with the other officers and paying passangers or with officers only. The working crew will eat in the kitchen.. What about the "uhhmm" brothel ..those ladies of... whatever. I will not have them eating in the kitchen and disrupting meals. I await your Admirals orders. COOK THE FAT LADY

ATTENTION! ALL REPORTS NOW TO BE MADE TO NEW COMMUNICATION THREAD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION....SPEAK TO YOU ALL LATER HOPEFULLY!

This should sail again lol was brilliant