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AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Nov 2007 23:16

my son says - she was so ugly Mum, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

Malc /GG and Jackie

Malc /GG and Jackie Report 21 Nov 2007 23:19

Ear Piercing While You Wait

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 21 Nov 2007 23:19

if you fall off that shed

and break your legs

don't come running to me

for sympathy

Haribo

Haribo Report 21 Nov 2007 23:20

She was stood standing ...etc

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Nov 2007 23:22

Happy Hour - 8:00 - 10:00

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 21 Nov 2007 23:24

seen outside a restaurant in Cyprus last month:

Roast Lamp

and for the children, a drink called Loopy Pou

Nolls from Harrogate

Nolls from Harrogate Report 21 Nov 2007 23:27

Aye she's like the coos tail aye behind

always late

and if you kill yourself don't come running to me

Haribo

Haribo Report 21 Nov 2007 23:35

Between you and me and the gate post


even when there is no 'gate post' in sight!!

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 22 Nov 2007 07:58

If 'brains' was a disease, you would be in the best of health.


Marion

jean,300171

jean,300171 Report 22 Nov 2007 16:41

you must have been at the back of the que when brains were given out....Jean{Dombo}

Libby

Libby Report 22 Nov 2007 16:48

Do you think I came up the river on a bike?

MrDaff

MrDaff Report 22 Nov 2007 17:18

If she was alive she'd turn in her grave

Down by here (yer in Welsh, lol)

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 3 Aug 2008 00:56

Oldie but good : ))

Marion

Spud Fae Livi

Spud Fae Livi Report 3 Aug 2008 01:09

A brain cell short of a vegatable

Margaret Ashburton NZ

Margaret Ashburton NZ Report 3 Aug 2008 09:05

a sandwich short of a picnic

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 3 Aug 2008 10:23

(when somebody desperatly want to know something)

Are you dying to know? Well,you might die and never know.

MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 3 Aug 2008 11:44

The lights on, but theres nobody in.

Kathlyn

Kathlyn Report 3 Aug 2008 11:55

1)
Well, I`ll go to the foot of our stairs....Surprise.

2)
Daft as a brush

3)
Cute as a kitten

4)
If he had a brain cell he would be lethal

5)
Stick is where the sun don`t shine

6)
Nit picking.....being very precise

7)
Not the sharpest knife in the box

8)
Honest as a nine bob note

9)
Give it some welly......Put some weight behind it

10)
Six pence short of a shilling



MarionfromScotland

MarionfromScotland Report 3 Aug 2008 12:18

You werent in the front of the Q when the brains were dished out were you ? lol

Eeyore13

Eeyore13 Report 3 Aug 2008 12:24

Clown short of a circus

Can short of a six pack

Sandwich short of a picnic