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Landed..........Yoo Hoo Clue

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Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 21 Dec 2007 22:25

One day three monks were told by the minister that today was their day off, to do whatever they want, and at the end of the day, god would forgive them of their sins.

The monks thought this sounded like a good idea so they went off into the city.

At the end of the day the three monks returned to the church and the minister greeted them.

The first monk came up, and the minister asked, "What did you do today". The monk replied "I robbed an off-license."

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".

The second monk came up and the minister asked the same question. "I vandalised a primary school" he answered.

"Good" the minister replied. "Go and drink from the holy water".

The third monk stepped up and the minister repeated "and what did you do today". "I pissed in the holy water", came the reply.

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 21 Dec 2007 22:26

lol its interesting in here some very unusual hills and ridges. oh hello i just found another bloke wandering around

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 21 Dec 2007 22:26

granny !!!
off to look for some dutch bulbs then mo???

Clueless

Clueless Report 21 Dec 2007 22:26

roflmfao GG
xx

Clueless

Clueless Report 21 Dec 2007 22:27

well don't go letting Rolf out round here please pmsl
xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 21 Dec 2007 22:28

looking for his didgery doo no doubt

Clueless

Clueless Report 21 Dec 2007 22:28

GG not that way that leads to the red light area tuts
xx

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 21 Dec 2007 22:29

lol

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 21 Dec 2007 22:30

phone brb xx

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★

**Stella ~by~ Starlight**★..★..★ Report 21 Dec 2007 22:31

off down the road then to the monastery wif me bricks

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 21 Dec 2007 22:31

its me granny asking for directions

Clueless

Clueless Report 21 Dec 2007 22:31

pmsl Prince
xx

Queen

Queen Report 21 Dec 2007 22:34

Follow the star

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 21 Dec 2007 22:37

im following the damp patches

Queen

Queen Report 21 Dec 2007 22:37

The big one shining above monastry.......
that should be the right one this time of year

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 21 Dec 2007 22:39

can you see the light..............

Clueless

Clueless Report 21 Dec 2007 22:39

Stella why have you got them two bricks?
xx

Granny  Grumps

Granny Grumps Report 21 Dec 2007 22:40

pmsl................if my hubby comes upstairs i will get banned from puter...........

Queen

Queen Report 21 Dec 2007 22:40

Crushed nuts springs to mind
x

Prince of Dreams

Prince of Dreams Report 21 Dec 2007 22:41

lol