General Chat

Jerry was also being pursued by....

by health inspectors for poor hygiene in his takeaway - he was always one step ahead of them though, but as regards Rosie, one step would hardly be far enough, more like ten. so failing to gert to grips with Jerry she decided Norris would be a soft touch and after all, he had to have a bit of cash put by so she

set about dazzling him with her assets, of which she had plenty in all fairness - whether Norris would cope with such assets is questionable, but she was willing to

be his housekeeper looking after him and his wallet,thinking she was going to be made.Then Norris saw through the little scally and told her he needed a

a hernia operation shortly and was in no position to get in a relationship with anyone, let alone a randy little teenager like her!! This knocked her back momentarily but she soon recovered and wondered who else she could

......catch in her web.....she thought back to Tracy Barlow, and how she had enticed Roy into her bed after getting him drunk, and then pretending he had got her pregnant......but first.....who has the most money on the street......??

well here she had a toughie on her hands - she had to think really hard - spose Dev was the best bet really

but then spose carla from Underworld had a bit hidden away

Carla had a bit more than money put away,she had a mad mental

stash of rather wonderful sexy lingerie that was deffo not for those factory womens eyes but if they knew they would

be great for flossing yer teeth with.

Anyway Cilla was back on the street dressed in all her glory and just wanted

a man with money - she decided she would try to impress Dev with her tales of Vegas and was a more mature woman with more curves than Rosie - however Rosie decided Dev was hers and tackled
Cilla in the

chippy about it. The older the fiddle the better the tune Cilla yelled at Rosie.

bushes down by the red rec - she was no match for Cilla however, who fought dirty leaving knickerless Rosie upended in a blackberry bush - Cilla walked triumphantly back to the street and

'Fat mutton dressed as lamb' retaliated Rosie and then...............

Rosie lost the fat gal won she knew

Rosie having managed to get out of the blackberry bush covered with scratches - walked into Dev's shop crying and asking for a bottle of TCP and a tube of Savlon. Then she asked for Dev's help in treating the scratches she could not reach..............

of course Dev was only too ready to assist Rosie in her hour of need but he was not prepared to Emily walking in for a bag of sugar just as he was applying lotion to Rosie's scratched posterior - he tried to explain to Emily but she just ran from the shop screaming, straight into

the arms of Jerry and knocked him flying - Jerry grabbed her in order to prevent himself falling - however as they both fell to the ground Rosie began screaming that Jerry had attacked her and then.......

(poor girl I am beginning to feel sorry for her, knickerless, covered in scratches, father in prison, mother who is thick)