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BALLAD OF URNY II (CONCLUSSION OF FOLLOW-ON STORY)

... To music of original song by B*nny Hill

Mau didn't stay forlorn for long, cos Mau did plot and plan ;-) ;-)
And FAST FOOD FRANK from FARINGTON is now Mau's Fancy Man,
Frank couldn't wait to fill Bob's boots and savour all Mau's charm,
Frank would woo Mau with hotdogs, chips and a "Big Frank" in a barm.

Now many moons hav long ago past with Bad Bob in his ground
and Burny did obtain Bob's van and also Urny's Round.
Burn built up big fat profits- Burn's a rich and famous lad
Who still owns that fast old Milk Cart which was pass'd down from his Dad!.....


.... THEY CALL HIM BURNY ..... (Oooooooo Buuuurrrrnnnnyyyyy) :-D

and BURN DROHV HIS DAD'S OLD MILK CART IN NORTH LANCS ;-) :-D


BALLAD II's HAD IT's CONCLUSSION!! :-D :-D :-D :-D

I'm a bit sad now it's not to carry on
I must do what MAU did and AV a bit of fun

Thanks j for humouring moi <3 <3 :-\

Carry on us must ...so will do :-D :-D :-D

But Big Bob had a sibling, who was known as Dirty Dan
As Big Bob was a villain - so Dan was more that man!
Dan's job was in a big city, Dan did work with Stocks and Bonds
But Dan would plot and plan and scam folk out of account funds.

That's a warning not to part with your cash
So don't do what Dan wants you to do
Or it will go in a flash :-D

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Now Dan did have a Lady, of rich and highbrow notions
and Dan did luv to thrill this girl, buying costly gifts and potions
Dan's pay was not sufficing, and with his back against bank's wall
Soon Dan did turn to fiddling folk to aid his salary shortfall

Lady Tamara was Dan's girl, and Tamara's Dad was rich
And Dad had spoilt his girl until Tamara was a b**ch :-0 :-0 :-0
Tamara did not mind at all what Dirty Dan had dun
As long as copious funds could bring Tamara lots of fun! :-| :-| :-|

How could Dan amass a million quick
For Tamara would soon do a flit
For love nor mony could Dan turn a trick
Tamara wasn't happy and had a fit :-D

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Tamara was too good for Dan, according to Tam's Dad:-|
And though Tam did hav hots for Dan ;-), Tamara was as bad! :-0
Tamara's Dad did hav in mind a Baron, Lord, Tycoon
or a King would just about b right :-0, but not Dirty Dan that goon! :-| :-| :-|

Dan had to think just what to do to win Tamara's hand
Dan could not stand to think Tamara'd vanish in quick sand:-(
What would bring in wads of cash? and lavish gifts to boot?
Now Dan will hav to rob a bank and bring out lots of loot! :-D :-D

Don got a hoody now wants a buddy
To do a job on a bank
It must b quick
Cos it's nr a nick
And bobby's r two for a pound :-D

Just raising cash by scamming folk would not bring Dan his match
Cos Dan did know his funds got low and so a plot did hatch
Dan had to nick a hoard of gold or ginormous amounts of dough
A Bank Job it would bring about Dan's only way to go! :-0 :-0

Now Dan did find a dodgy gang to do his dirty work
So Dan just had to plan his job and Dan did hav a purk. ;-)
Cos Dan did hav his banks bluprints, it's passwords and it's vault coads
Dan only had to coach his gang and soon Dan would hav loads :-D :-D :-D

But what Dan didn't know to a slip in his planning
Who is down in a vault counting out his winnings
To dans horror and dismay
It turns out to b big Burns day
For bagging is cash and stowing away :-D

Dan's Gang did not cut in our Burn, and Burn was gagg'd and bound
And soon Dan's Gang did nick all loot, not giving Burn a Pound
Dan's dodgy gang did all abscond, first locking Our Burn in
It was such a shock to Dan's Bank's Staff on op'ning up that mornin'

Cos Burn was in that vault all night, all bound up tight and cold
Though Dan did know that Burn was caught, Dan was profoundly bold
Now Dan did cloak his guilt with "front", and was also such a liar
And cops took Burn away to jail, in back of a Black Mariah

So Dirty Dan now had all loot and his gang did hav a ration
Dan now had funds to woo his girl, and do this with a passion
And so to his Lady Dan did go, would Dan Tamara marry?
Now Tam was posh, but Dan had dosh and so Dan should not tarry.

As you all know I'm not good at composing
In fact I think I'm bloody appalling
But joining in is lots of fun
So av a go and gis a pun :-D :-D :-D

My grammar is my bad punctuation too
But so what it's only for you :-D

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Kathy and I r having fun, making up a silly yarn
About old Urn and Burn and Dan, but that might bring up a yawn

Do not think you hav to do a story or a rhyming
If you do want to join in with us, this is your timing :-S:-D :-D :-D :-D;-)



You can b writing about anything at all
All you hav to b minding is .... NO PARTICULAR NON-CONSONANTS;-) :-D :-D

J and I r trying to rally all our troops
To join us in our daily hoots
Don't be shy AV a try
It's not so hard, won't hurt a fly :-D :-D :-D

So Dan did win Tamara's hand and so in marital union
This happy pair did splash much cash, so causing much confusion
How could Dan attain such copious funds? a gigantic mound of dough?
And Tamara lays out thousands of pounds, on luxurious holidays, and so!

Lancs Constabulary thought so too, and sought to find out truth
And b4 too long, Dirty Dan's old gang did grass on him forsooth! :-|
Tam's Dad did try to hush it up, but couldn't buy Dan off
Tamara could b dun for too, although Tam is a toff.


So Dan did join Our Burn in jail, Dan was caught on a hop
Tam's Dad was sly, and by and by, was giving a judj a sop :-0 :-0
So Dad got Tamara off with it, and Tam was dispatch'd to Spain
And so Dirty Dan, his <3 got torn cos Dan didn't c Tam again! :-( :-( :-D

Now as you know tams in Spain
It did not Do the trick
Tam was flirting with all kind of patrons
Who might be rich and fitl tam struck gold a million fold
With ha guy who was having a swim
What tam didn't know that who it was
Non othr than big burns son Tiny Tim :-D

In Cymru it WAS bright and sunny
But now has many a cloud
My car OH has got today
Is it going to rain for crying out loud?!

My doctors appointment it is at 4
OH will b gon by two
So damp and soggy I may b
But hay, what can I do! ;-) :-D :-D