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Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 09:26

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Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 09:27

E war Woo war

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 09:27

whats the question?

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 24 Apr 2009 09:33

Why are there so many D's in Edward Woodward?

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Apr 2009 09:38

If I had a hammer?

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 09:46

Thats it jax,
why as Edward Woodward got 4 Ds in his name, because it would be called E war Woo War without them.

LadyBarbara

LadyBarbara Report 24 Apr 2009 09:59

Well done Jax..lol RB....

Jax in Wales

Jax in Wales Report 24 Apr 2009 10:01

I know its sad but that joke always manages to make me smile :o)

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 10:14

I was first told it back in 1984, i watched east benders last night and Eward was on, thought i share it with you,

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 10:16

LWH, the question must be, what you do to ballons

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 10:21

just rode in from the windy city, BRPPPPPP

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 10:51

They call the wind Maria

Away out here they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire Joe,
And they call the wind Maria

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 11:01

PMSL. "Tommy Cooper"
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 11:11

Tommy Cooper was introduced to the Queen after a Royal Command Performance.
'Do you think I was funny?' said Tommy.
'Yes Tommy,' said the Queen.
'You really thought I was funny?', said Tommy.
'Yes of course I thought you were funny' said the Queen.
'Did your Mother think I was funny?' said Tommy.
'Yes, Tommy...' said the Queen, '...we both thought you were funny.'
'Do you mind if I ask you a personal question?' said Tommy.
'No, ..." said the Queen, '....but I might not be able to give you a full answer.'
'Do you like football?' said Tommy.
'Well not really ' said the Queen.'
'In that case, ...' said Tommy, '....do you mind if I have your Cup Final Tickets?'

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe

ShimmsRedRoseAndMistletoe Report 24 Apr 2009 11:13

>>>Yeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, you're back, you didn't leave ...

Gosh, had us all soooooooooooo worried!

Oh RB, I am pleased to hear your voice, truly I am.

Can't stop, am going out. My love to you and LWD.

xxx Shimms xxx

Meriwether

Meriwether Report 24 Apr 2009 11:18

Good you're back, Running Bear.

Meri

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 11:18

Shimms, only just back, had a bit of help from a friend, got me to stay.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 11:35

I know I know But love it.

Mrs Doyle: (whilst Ted is trying to eat a sausage) Oh it's a filthy, dirty business, sex. Can you imagine, Father. Your husband standing over you with his lad in his hand, wanting you to degrade yourself. I want you to get a good clear picture.

Running Bear

Running Bear Report 24 Apr 2009 11:43

yea spot on LWH, thinking of the other Mrs Doyle, you know the one that thinks she can sing.

Amanda2003

Amanda2003 Report 24 Apr 2009 11:43

Blimey Running Bear.........Paint Your Wagon , Father Ted and best of all Ewar Woowar all on one tread !!..........you've made my day....really you have : ))

Glad to see you back.

Amanda xx