General Chat

And remember when God created man
she was only joking. LOLx

Emmax

Puts on trainers ready for a quick escape.

I refer to a saying of years ago.

Women's faults are many
Men have only two
Everything they say
And everything they do.

MNG,
love your definition of a Harley, lol.

Real bikes = Triumph Rocket
Honda Goldwing

And real men = Errrrrrr, will think about that one for a while.

Cath xx (goes into hiding) lol

Who got the blame for the expulsion from the Garden of Eden - apart from the cunning snake?

There's your answer to any conundrum.

Thought that was a Harley.:o)>

No Susan, I think they were named after a famous Motorbike.

Umm, men and directions... didn't Christopher Columbus land in America thinking it was India hence native Americans are known as Indian, I'm sure one of you will put me right if i am wrong, but then I am a woman and we are never wrong lol.

Running Bear. I am sitting here alone reading various postings, and came across you"Wellie Boots.I had a good belly laught, and it brightened my morning. THANKS.

11.31am

Nice one RB and sorry Merlin it
was me cause I have too much and like to share.

Emmax

An absolute "Gem" Running Bear!!

That one made me laugh, Running Bear, I can just picture it from my days with the wolf cubs.

Love it! Reminds me of the time one of ours put his boots/shoes on, unaided and unsupervised, for the first time. Didn't have the heart to tell him they were on the wrong feet - lol

The same teacher again speaking to one young lad:

"I'm quiet happy for the contents of your nose to remain a secret".

The same teacher was trying to get the children to stop using baby words.

What did you do on Sunday Jessica?
I went to a farm and saw some baa lambs.
No! Use big words, you went to a farm and saw some sheep.

What did you do at the weekend Harry?
I went on a choo-choo.
NO! Use big words - you went on a train.

Now then Amy, what did you do on Sunday?
I had a ride on a gee-gee.
NO! Use big words, you had a ride on a horse.

What did you do at the weekend Jimmy?
I read a book.
Well done Jimmy! What was the book called?
Winnie the shit !

Its 2.30pm. gone very dark,and it starting to snow here in Sussex,so, OK,which one of you ladies sent it?**M**.Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.:o((>

As has been said many many times, Men are Men, and Women are Grateful, or at least should be,PMSL.**M**.Heading for the Hills with crash hat.

The "Wellie Boot's"
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)

Did you hear about the Pre-School teacher who was helping one of the children put on his "Wellie boot's"?
He asked for help and she could see why..
Even with her pulling and him pushing, the little "Wellie's" still didn't want to go on.
By the time they got the second "Wellie" on, she had worked up a sweat.
She almost cried when the little boy said, "Miss, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
It wasn't any easier pulling the "Wellie's" off than it was putting them on.
She managed to keep her cool as together they worked to get the "Wellie's" back on, this time on the right feet..
He then announced, "These aren't my Wellies."
She bit her tongue rather than get right in his face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.
Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting "Wellie's" off his little feet.
No sooner had they gotten the "Wellie's" off when he said, "They're my brother's "Wellie's", my mom made me wear 'them.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to wrestle the "Wellie's" on his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your gloves?"

He said, "I stuffed 'them in the toes of my Wellie's".

She will be eligible for parole in three years!

Ah bless :-)

Nora Batty perhaps.

.....does that mean that Nora has the last word :o)>.....?