General Chat

Phew

She's gone thank goodness, she was quite vicious with that swatter, will hide it behind the counter, she'll not get it again, am gonna set Merlin on to her, get her taken off to the cazbah.

Skips in .........

Barb, Barb, they solved it!

Yeyyyyyyyyy!

Oh, where's Alko, has she gone? xxx

Helppppppppppppppppppppppp

Cazbah, nooooooooooooooo

im hiding, sorry Barb can we make up, im scared on my own, all sorts coming

Shimms my big sis..............................................................

Forgot to tell you Barb i cant cook lol xx

She thwacked me with the fly swatter Shimms so I'm waiting for Merlin to cart her off to the cazbah,,saw they solved it, was a good one hun.

Right i'am back
now ....whats on the menu
burnt sausage rolls ,i'll steer clear of them ,already had burnt bacon
to much carbon in one day is bad for you
better have salad no cooking required

Just you wait Alko, Merlin will show you no mercy and he'll be mad you thwacked me with the fly swatter..

Ohhhh no Barb, he will show mercy, wait and see

And look you have a customer, its Amanda,

dont eat the salad it hasnt been washed and errrr bugs and all

HEALTH AND SAFETY

Hello MmAmanda,

Sorry but there's been such a to do with that Alko, and the sausage rolls got a bit burnt, I'm all on my own, because Taff's had to go to the Cash & Carry again, to replace the sausages Keith stole, right love what kind of salad would you like...

Right that's it now, Alko, no mercy

Amanda, that salad has had a good rinse hun, I did it right after I rinsed out my socks that fell in the soup, and I've got a lovely bit of coleslaw to go with it...

Well does she have a choice of salads?

its bugs and mud and more bugs and slugs

lol, runs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

errrrrrr thats cheesey coleslaw, cos barbs socks fell in it pmsl x

MERLIN................

WHERE ARE YOU

PLEASE COME AND GET THIS ALKO AND BUNG HER IN THE CAZBAH

HURRY

Right Amanda

Calm down now Barbara,

Right love, have you decided which salad you would like....

He dont put the perfect in Cazbah,

only people with cheesy socks who try to poison everyone lol

thats it for you then Barb, your days are numbered lol

Think i'll skip the salad
i'll just have toasted tea cake
got any jam ?

think Amanda decided against the salad

hows profits Barb pmsl x

yes but he's had his eye on you for a while and we only have to negotiate a price and you'll be on your way...lol

Amanda, they are not currants in your tea cake, they are bugs

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and the jam is where taff swatted them earlier

There you go Amanda, got some nice Stawberry or there's some green stuff here, could be Greengages, help yourself.

MERLIN, OH MERLIN....