General Chat

Roll up, roll up.

Jill

Here, especially for all of you.

Lessons in WUMming.

We can do GCSEs.

We can offer A Levels, or AS Levels if you want to fast track it.

We can offer degrees. (Hons available if you are very specific, otherwise not!)

Sign here:-

do you do lessons in debating without mud slinging by any chance???

*claps hands happily....have always wanted to be a WUM but I thought I was FAR too nice..now you say I can take lessons.?...bring it on Mrs G!! lol BCXX

Of course Ann, but that would have to be on another thread. A serious one about how debates are supposed to operate!

This thread is for how to be a WUM.

I could offer, on this WUM thread, lessons in how to become a multi-personality type!

LOL

Jill

**frets...what do WUMS wear???

How long is the course please ? and do you supply us with new computers?.....stands in orderly queue behind BC ===

Angie - you do need to decide how specific you want to be. Will it be:

(a) a generally annoying person, all over the boards, cheesing everyone off at all hours of the day or night

(b) a multi-personality type (thanks Ann in glos for the suggestion) who can wind peeps up by remaining on just one board.

(c) an intelligent person, well educated etc, who pretends to be a txt type / typo monster asking completely unintelligble questions, never responding and coming back asking the same questions all over again

(d) someone who goes off on one at the drop of a hat and swears at everyone / everything

??

there are more options but I will add later .... (I'm being a WUMmy and holding back pertinent info / behaving unfairly just to wind you up - subtle or what?)

Jill

*hugs fellow WUMee Mau...hope we get to wear a uniform:-) BC XX

Allan

You don't need lessons with that attitude!

Top of the class my boy. A levels at least for you!

Jill

You can wear what you like so long as it's WUMmerful.

Preferably orange

And a uniform would be good - I approve. If it keeps you specific and focused!

Jill

Sounds nice, Rach....*ponders...think I will take....d))

*faints...oh not orange...will clash with my hair.....

Flares and bobble hats? mmmm, might work.

Angie - have you made up your mind yet?

BC - you will be an excellent WUM. It will take a bit of time but sit next to Angie and take notes. She is a wannabe WUM - you can spot them a mile off! (And I expect she's in her twilight years too!)

LOL

Angie

You can do 2 or 3 or more. Maybe you secretly want to go for the split personality type? Something in your subconscious trying to tell you something? Or is it one of your other personalities trying to come out? Your darker side maybe?

Have you ever thought of changing your board name? Latoyah maybe?

Jill

ooh yes uniform.......flares would be rather nice,with platform shoes........:O)

sorry Mrs Wummy I think you're making Alan your favwit and that's soo not fair :O(

*excited...do I get to say ***g and &&&y and ***e?????

Allan,

You need to form an orderly queue with Ann in glos and join the debate thread. That will have to wait a little while as I need to enrol my students in the WUMming class(es).

J

Mau

Can't help it I'm afraid - the lad did good. (almost WUMmy sentence there - did you notice? Non-standard English formation with the nouns and verbs etc - subtle or what - sheesh I'm good at this I must have missed my vocation!)

Anyways, you will do very well - especially the platform shoes. Or should I say platfWUM shoes - sorry, bit feeble!

J

....think I'd quite like a split personality........now who will I be?........

ORANGE? noo rather a bright blue methinks