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Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 22:19

knew that she couldn't wait to get her hands on his mushrooms, so he would pick some special ones. It promised to be a mind blowing experience for her but

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 22:27

first he hd to find a way of collecting them without her on his tail - so he had to devise yet another plan to keep her off his back - perhaps he could

Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 22:31

coat it with white petroleum jelly, otherwise known as

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 22:39

Vaseline!!!!!

Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 22:42

He eperienced one of those truly Spirtual moments, and savoured that feeling of

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 22:44

[wossa spirtual moment :-D]


I know what I'm gonna do and it'll be epic - I shall

Kay????

Kay???? Report 10 Jun 2012 22:55

cook the BIG UN a very specail meal ,Wabbit and Special Wild Musherrrroom in red vino with seasonal veggies,,

,his eyes were little slits as he savoured the moment when she would greedily sample and devour his

Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 22:58

massive concoction. However, there is many a slip 'twixt concoction and lip. In this case it

Kay????

Kay???? Report 10 Jun 2012 23:01


he didnt know if infact if she would like his concoction ,,,,,so got a stand by aswell.......

Wend

Wend Report 10 Jun 2012 23:04

jump onto the next train to Wales. 'Will she still be there', he asked himself, looking over his shoulder to make sure Big Bertha wasn't following him - no sign of her . .. . . 'Eureka' he shouted - 'There's going to be a welcome in the hillside, I'm sure' and off he loped off awkwardly (on account of sore parts) towards the railway station and

Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 23:16

took his servant with him who was violently sick on the patform.

"How green was my valet!" he thought. I hope that he hasn't been tasting my

Wend

Wend Report 10 Jun 2012 23:22

bread of heaven

Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 23:28

Waiting for him at the sation was his Welsh girlfriend Cwm Rhondda, his co-conspirator, who had secured a supply of

AnnCardiff

AnnCardiff Report 10 Jun 2012 23:37

poisonous mushrooms wot she ad picked on the illside - she knew a rotten un when she saw it - great said Eldrick - this should do the trick tidy like and he

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 10 Jun 2012 23:44

...donned his pinny, tied his hair back and....

Allan

Allan Report 10 Jun 2012 23:44

started to do a Tom Jones impersonation and burst into an impromptu rendition of 'Delilah' when he was approached by two members of the police force who asked to see his

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 11 Jun 2012 00:08

...credentials. They didn't really believe he was Tom Jones because we all know......

Allan

Allan Report 11 Jun 2012 00:15

that Tom Jones was, at the time, doing an impersonation of Rolf Harris in the fountain at Buckingham Palace.

This came about as he had been advised, incorrecly, that this was the fountain of youth.

The boys in blue however

SueMaid

SueMaid Report 11 Jun 2012 00:21

...were quite taken by his pinny - which was a very becoming colour. They decided that.......

Allan

Allan Report 11 Jun 2012 00:30

Anyone walking around Cardiff wearing a puce pinny and doing a Tom Jones impersonation deserved everything that he got. So they decided to