General Chat

lol Barbra :-D :-D

Third shelter on Bury New Rd {{{{ Memories}}}}}}} ;-) :-)

*sigh* that's how I first became addicted.

I blame my parents :-D :-D

Well I used to have one. Taught my g.daughter as well.

How to spin a top ;-)

You've led a sheltered life Barbra ;-) :-D

Tut Tut the only whip i have ever bought ,was one with a walnut on the top . :-)

There was a lady of the night who specialised in B & D: when she retired she had a special whip-round for all her clients :-D

Don't tempt him Barbara ;-) :-D

*sigh* It's true Barbra

I'm a total disappointment :-(

As for the whipping..bring it on :-D :-D

*Allan* you are to nice to be a naughty boy .cant believe all i am reading about you .deserve a good whipping ~~~~~~~~if its true Barbra xx ;-)

Hayley, I needed the bricks to throw through the local chemist's window so I could swipe some drugs.

It's easier to borrow kids as you don't need to feed them :-P

Wend, holden on to that thought :-D

You ant real trailer trash if you was you wouldnt have to borrow ferel children you'd have own ferel children/grandchildren and are your cars road worthy coz they should be bricks...c'om Allan get your act together ;-)

Ps if you choose to return to your homeland we will have a whip round and buy you a nice house as we all know the perfect neighbour to put you next too, then sell the house to the council :-D

Plus he's got an old Holden rusting away in his front yard (or so rumour has it) :-0

Washing machine? What's that?

OH takes our washing down to the local river and bangs it on two stones. Once it has stopped writhing she then washes it in the river and brings it back to hang on our barbed wire fence to dry ;-)

sorry do don't qualify for council tennent untill you have at least one fridge and washing in the front garden

Update

I've just arranged to borrow a few feral children and dogs so that I can strew them across the road.

At least the dogs will make nice speed humps to slow down the veuicles and make them easier targets for the beer bottles :-\

My apologies, Mau, I missed your post.

Yes Jed and I are related: he's my fifth cousin six times removed...four of them by the police for unruly behaviour :-0

But *gasp* Ann, I'm a born again atheist. Do you think that I could convert JLC? :-0

Scozz, don't worry I'm a Council worker (what an oxymoron) of more than 48 years standing (well sitting down mostly and drinking tea :-D) After qualifying as a Health Inspector in 1970 my first few appointments were in combined Health/Housing depts, mainly in the smaller Councils.

I did start to do the Housing Officer's Course, but due to my Mother's death I never completed it. Over here it would have been a complete waste with Housing being the responsibility of State Governments

I think you would be an ideal tenant to move into the house next door to JLC - either of his properties :-D he could try and "save" you, teach you the error of your ways, preach at you, introduce you to his archdruid pals and generally turn you into an ideal citizen like wot he is!!!

Be careful what you say lol

One of my cousins in the UK works for a Council...... in the section that deals with rental properties


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