General Chat

Madam Pepsi Flavell, I did not realise it was that type of hotel. I shall have to re'asses my contract. Deanna

Im off to feed my little hissies some field mice. Hope I still have my job when I come back! xx BC

Deanna - Am not sure what you're suggesting!! Myself and my employees are very respectable professional ladies of the night! Madam Pepsi Flavell

sure that sound ok who do i have to see for that & im not sure ive not tried it yet lol

Sorry Madam, I thought you meant you were pr*****es. Deanna :-0)

was that message for me?

STAND BY YOU BEDS. Right you lot. Are we going to get this Hotel off the ground and opened. If not the trouble makers will be given their Marching Orders. We have no intention of getting this thread removed by those Higher Up. Or any of our others, that will be coming along. PLEASE KEEP IT CLEAN. Jenny.

Madame Pepsi, I'm sorry but you cannot operate 'that' sort of establishment here. I'm afraid that the Island Police may disapprove and cancel our licence. Perhaps they could retrain as croupiers. Gwynne

I dont know what you mean, my message was for Madam Pepsi Flavell. Deanna :-0)

Ah, Dr Jenny, I see you anticipated me there. I'm a little afraid that the authorities may decide we have to be discontinued. Gwynne

sorry to bother you but does any one know where mommylonglegs is please

back from lunch now!!, just got to straiten my skirt and top, and tidy me hair!!! wow what a lunch,

Where is JEAN THE QUEEN OF TARTS aka the housekeeper? You had better get your 'skinny legs' over here as fast as you can and sort out this MADAM PEPSI who is trying to 'HUSTLE' your 'TURF.' Heh! heh! that should put the cat amongst the pigeons. 'Come along Boris'! Lets waddle over to the kitchen and lite a fire under DAVE the handyman and his sidekick and you can nip them on the backside if they are not yet done. Fat Lady Cook

Jenny i can't find the keys to the drug cupboards to lock these pills away, and the GLAXO man wants to know where you want the oxygen cylinders???? why do we need oxygen cylinders??????/ Nursey Bev

Hi, Joanne. Here we are again. Are you sure you are up to the Head Bar Managers vacancy? we do not want you overdoing it. The job is yours if you are sure. Jenny.

sure im not 1 to sit down on the job (so to speak) you wont regret it i'll bring in the profit's & i wont drink them as im tee-total

Nurse Bev. I shall answer to Jenny until the Hotel opens. Then could you please refer to me as Dr. Longlegs. The Oxygen is to be stored in the area near the Fire Escape. Could you please make sure that they are chained to the appropriate spaces. If you could put all the drugs into the walk in safe. I will leave it up to you, as to where you wuld like to put your bandages etc. I shall have to leave you to it for a while. My family calls. Dr. Longlegs. MD. ME.

I have spoken to the girls and they've agreed to be retrained as gogo dancers for the cabaret bar... what do you think? Madam Pepsi Flavell

could you please point me in the right direction as to where my apartment is? as i would like to look round before i start my duties has anyone ordered any drink for the bar? & how many staff do i have ?

OOoo the Cabaret!! Forgot that! I need some extra dosh, do you think The Amazing Tatood Woman would go down well with your lot Jenny? Its very tasteful.... BC