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How to clean the toilet

This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you!

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom..

3. In one smooth movement put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.

You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times, this provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean..

Prickles! *wags finger*
and to think you told me orf for saying the choccie bar would be mine!
Hang your head in shame!















LOL

Some of the cat lovers on here might not agree.....!

In fact it wouldn't work for us as cats are banned from the premises. If one does manage to get into the garden it gets the hose turned on it, which usually stops it from coming back again.

It's a terrible thing to suggest isn't it IPG? Even in jest.



La la laa, la le le laa........



My dad used to have a washing up bottle full of water handy to deter the pesky poopers.

I am waiting for the backlash Island!! Tee Hee

I think you'll be waiting until about 2.37pm tomorrow for Merlin if you're after a back lashing Prickles.
He said he had a back lasher, or was it a cattle prod?
Bull whip! that's it!

Not a "Cat o' nine tails" then. lol

LOLOL Get back in the knife drawer!

I suppose if the cat has long hair and it drips enough it may even wash the hall carpet as it leaves ????

NA GET SOME ONE ELSE TO DO IT

AN THEY GET THE BLAME

HEEY PH
I GOT A CALL

YOUR NAUGHTY

GO TO THE NAUGHTY STEP

AN TAKE YOUR CUSHION

YOUR IN FOR A LONG SIT

Despite being a cat lover,owned by three of them,that was the funniest thing I have heard for a long time.

Now,which cat is in most need of a bath?

For anyone that might think i am cruel to cat's, i am not.
There is absloutley no way i would let that poor soaking wet cat, outside to air dry.






I would put him in the tumble dyer.






Low heat.





Fast spin!!

PricklyHolly,
How could you suggest such a thing! I own a lovely semi-longhaired rescue cat, but my daughter and I haven't laughted so much for ages, tears rolled down our faces.

Can i get orf now? I forgot my cushion and i am concerned about piles!!!

ShelleyRose...............if its a semi long haired cat..........i suggest you dont put him in the tumble drier.............just give him a hot blow dry!! Trust me, i know about these things!! :>))

Obviously people in Inspector GP's area have the cleanest cats going.

Which causes the most static though Prickles? LOL

I tell you something - I'm not letting Prickles anywhere near my excellent mouser.