General Chat

well I don't want to blandy words with you Barbara - but I think you're wrong there!!!

I trust no one will get blanned from this site

Ann you haven't met my OH .I know when he wants something .& when I have to leave him to be Bland ;-) he does love Blandy Butter though lots of it :-)

Well, a part of my life has become bland :-(

When we moved to the UK from Malta, after the converted double decker bus, we moved into a caravan. This was a 4 berth,(ha ha!!). There were 6 of us so elder brother went to Boarding school and muggins slept on the (unplumbed) bath, on a cushion, on a board, with the cat sharing my hot water bottle.
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Anyway, this is by the by.
I always called this caravan Bessie, as I thought it was a 'Bessie car', and the name gave it some sort of character.
Well, over 50 years later, after seeing the name on a touring caravan I have realised that it was a 'Bessacar'.


It's just not the same :-(

Three Bland Mice,
Three Bland Mice,

See how they stroll!
See how they stroll!

They all stroll after the Farmer’s wife,
Who was peeling apples
With a paring knife.

Did you ever see such a thing in your life
As three Bland Mice.

Well I was a bland bombshell ;-) ;-)

Until I bottled it :-D :-D

As this is the "Bland" thread, i feel the need to burst into song...........

Since you've been gone
All that's left is a bland of gold
All that's left of the dream I hold
Is a bland of gold..........

;-)

Not to blandy words (AnnC) fifty years or so ago when I was a bland bombshell like you, Jem, men used blandishments on me all the time. :-S :-D

I was in to a life of crime until I lost my arm :-(

I'm now a one armed blandit :-P :-D :-D :-D

Jem and JoyLouise, remember that blands have more fun.

PH, how sad :-( :-D :-D

I know Allan. :-(

He left me blandy legged.

:-D

:-D :-D :-DPH

Prickles, you is Tina Turner now 'en! ;-) :-D :-D :-D

When I have a few blandies, I turn into her too! :-D

I know Jems.

I have seen the evidence........wiv yer legs all akimbo!!

They wus well blandy.

;-) :-D

Allan

WAKE UP!!

I've got sumptink velly impotent to tell you.

Now we're all curious what blandings does PH have to tell Allan.....

I was just thinking the other day that I used to watch an American TV programme called KNOTS BLANDING.



GP

you is impotent then Allan - well in that case you gorra look impotent!!!

In my biker years ;-) I was a regular at Bland's Hatch ...
you weren't allowed to go faster than 25mph :-D


GP, I used to love Knots Blanding! :-)

Do you know Jems.

After I was left blandy legged....... :-(

I wus a Tina Turner tribute act. ;-)

And let me tell you.........

I wus simply the best
Blander than all the rest
Blander then anyone
Anyone you ever met!! ;-)

ALLAN!!! :-|

Gentlemen Prefer Blands. :-D