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Pam & Helen, Girls

I am now crying with laughter .....!

Have you just read the last few messages on here, although all true any man would think we have lost it ..PMSL

It is so funny.....better than reading a book. what a tonic !

I think I have those thread veins in my ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!.Looks a bit like a road map lol.Only in one though (I think)

Hi Marilyn, glad it's making you giggle!

One day we'll all have to try to meet up...gawd what a mob!!

We'll be saying right...Pam's the one with a funny kneck and a liver spot on her a*se! Helen has a vieny ear,and so 'n' so, has got a clicky hip...etc, etc!

I'm on the floor now ...... LOL...rolling !!

Pam,
Well I've got a deaf ear does that count .....He He..

You are unique Marilyn, just like all of us on here...who want's to be perfect...i can tell you from personal experience it's hard work! Ha Ha! and i'm modest with it!

I have never needed a Tenna before tonight ........just got legs crossed and doing pelvic floor thingies.lol lol lol

I have a friend, the one who i went shopping with the other day and she's 39. She always (and so do i actually) have to wear an Always Ult*a when we go shopping together as we get the giggles...as my beautiful daughter of 23 says to me..."Mum Behave!" She lovely, a bit like Saphie out of Ab Fab!

Maybe I will nick one of my Daughters Always Ultra for when I read this thread .My daughter and son are always telling me to BEHAVE lol.I'm very well behaved until I have had a glass or two of the white stuff.

Helen, you sound like you just enjoy a good giggle. Life is too short to be miserable all the time. We all have such rotton things happen in a course of our lifetimes so you have to laugh or you'd cry as the saying goes!

The elderly residents where i do my night shifts (I'm at a regular place now) always ask when i'm next in work as i make them laugh...better than any medicine i reckon!

Oh well, going for a long soak in the bath...speak soon i hope.

Pam.

It is a pity us ladies feel we have to hide these things .Can you imagine the men doing the same?

Helen I have to do my hubbys appearance
I have to look after hubby's nostrils, or tel him to hover them out.
then comes the eyebrows they gotta be cut back, followed by the hairs on the ears.
I tell him your lucky that I look after your appearance .

If it was not for me you would look like Worsel Gumage oh did I spell that right ? LOL

My OH would run a mile if I went near him with a pair of tweezers or scissors.His hairdresser though will do his eyebrows and ears.I think he just doesn't dare say anything and lets him do it.

Susan

OH was perfect once....as I was LOL
But it all goes wrong in later years .......


If only one could turn the clocks back ,I wouldn't have plucked my eyebrows to start with ,as I've got none left now !!

Probably wouldn't have smoked( I gave up 20yrs ago) because I've got them crows lines on my lips and they need filling in LOL

Just logged back on. Well if we meet I will be the one with

about three pairs of spectacles on one around my neck one on top of my head and wearing a pair

one or two walking sticks

a large holdall, with spare knickerage and T.Lady etc in case of an niagara fall episode

possible a wig cos I am going thin on top too, so that will be a totally unsuitable one of a lovely hue - not decided which colour yet

and I might be in my comfy dark slippers by then too !

LOLOL

Tina xxx

Tina,

At least we'll recognize you LOL

Well what a Motley Crew we would be then.No one would miss us lol
I sometimes have 2 pairs of specs on the top of my head ,sometimes it may be sunglasses and specs.
It would look like a fancy dress party LOL

Well I'm off to bed now to count me spots.....and moles ,and anything else I might be surprised to find .......

Got a busy day tomorrow..

Night everyone I've had a good laugh tonight. x