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Allan

Allan Report 12 Feb 2019 22:27

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 12 Feb 2019 22:48

What's brown and sticky?


A Stick!

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 22:56

:-D :-D

Good to see no one is taking themselves too seriously....keep them coming folks laughter of any type is better than sadness.

Allan

Allan Report 12 Feb 2019 22:59

What Ticks?

Ticky tape

Allan

Allan Report 13 Feb 2019 22:07

I was always against organ transplants, but then I had a change of heart

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 13 Feb 2019 22:55

:-D :-D :-D

What do you call a dog magician?


A labracadabrador

Allan

Allan Report 13 Feb 2019 23:08

:-D :-D :-D

I’ve just hired a limousine for three hundred dollars and just found out at that price it doesn’t come with a driver, so for all that money I’ve got nothing to chauffeur it.!!!




Caroline

Caroline Report 13 Feb 2019 23:25

:-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 13 Feb 2019 23:39

If anyone on this thread receives a message from me regarding tinned meat ignore it, it’s just spam.




Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Feb 2019 15:13

what do you call a scouse Narcissus?


A Lilipudlian!

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 14 Feb 2019 15:15

.....A chocolate cathedral with four legs?




A Yorkie

Caroline

Caroline Report 14 Feb 2019 19:07

:-D :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 14 Feb 2019 20:56

Is reading Tolkien Hobbit forming?

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Feb 2019 20:26

What shape denotes a.......deceased parrot?...



A Polygon...

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 15 Feb 2019 20:28

.............Perpendicularly correct?

A "Right Angle"

Caroline

Caroline Report 15 Feb 2019 21:21

Good these are getting worse by the day...keep them coming..

Allan

Allan Report 15 Feb 2019 21:31


I have quit my job as a theatrical set designer.


I left without making a scene

Allan

Allan Report 15 Feb 2019 21:33

Years ago I used to make fizzy sweets but I’ve forgotten the recipe.

I’ll have to go on a refresher course.!




Kense

Kense Report 15 Feb 2019 22:18

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?


A woolly jumper

Kense

Kense Report 15 Feb 2019 22:20

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? :-S

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. :