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Allan

Allan Report 15 Feb 2019 22:40

:-D :-D :-D

What's thick, black, lies on top of the sea and shouts 'Knickers'?

Crude oil

MotownGal

MotownGal Report 16 Feb 2019 09:15

What lies on the bottom of the sea, shuddering and shivering?

A nervous wreck.

Kense

Kense Report 16 Feb 2019 17:29

What is a sea monster's favourite meal?

Fish and ships.

Annx

Annx Report 16 Feb 2019 18:31

What fruit grows on telegraph poles............electric currants.

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2019 20:38

Two TV ariels got married.

The ceremony was OK, but the reception was fantastic

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 16 Feb 2019 20:52

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sam and Janet.

Sam and Janet who?

Sam n' Janet evening...

Caroline

Caroline Report 16 Feb 2019 20:58

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo

Boo who?

Don't cry it's just a joke...

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2019 21:04

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back the faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2019 21:06

Where do you find giant snails?


On the ends of a giant's fingers.

Tawny

Tawny Report 16 Feb 2019 21:36

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bella
Bella who?


Bella no work so I knock on the door.

Tawny

Tawny Report 16 Feb 2019 21:38

Doctor doctor I think I’m a pair of curtains.




Pull yourself together man

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2019 21:40

What do you get with badly infected feet?

Pus in boots

Tawny

Tawny Report 16 Feb 2019 21:53

Hinting at our up coming anniversary my wife said she wanted something shiny that went from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds



I bought her a bathroom scale

Tawny

Tawny Report 16 Feb 2019 21:56

I ran into the back of another car the start of a really bad day. It was a dwarf.

He said I am not happy.

I asked him which one he was then.

Caroline

Caroline Report 16 Feb 2019 21:57

:-D :-D

JoyBoroAngel

JoyBoroAngel Report 16 Feb 2019 22:02

Why dont Worms have Balls ?????


Because they cant dance :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 16 Feb 2019 22:39

This Valentine's Day my wife asked for something with diamonds in if for a gift, so I bought her a pack of cards

Barbra

Barbra Report 16 Feb 2019 23:36

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear Winnie The P_U !!

Barbra

Barbra Report 16 Feb 2019 23:38

What do you call a Bear with no teeth * Gummy Bear *

maggiewinchester

maggiewinchester Report 16 Feb 2019 23:55

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9. :-D