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Bobtanian Report 17 Feb 2019 01:53

got distracted driving this morning....ran into a stop sign...not much damage done just a slight dent in the pole and a scuff on the bumper......

Lollypop man wasn't too pleased though!


Allan Report 17 Feb 2019 09:44

I'm friendly with twenty five letters of the alphabet, but I don't know 'Y'


MotownGal Report 17 Feb 2019 11:11

What goes 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg.


Barbra Report 17 Feb 2019 11:28

Whats the difference between a new husband & a dog after a year the dog is exited to see you


Caroline Report 17 Feb 2019 12:20

:-D :-D


maggiewinchester Report 17 Feb 2019 14:58

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator! :-D


Caroline Report 17 Feb 2019 15:25

What do you call a deaf dog?

Anything you want he can't hear you...


Allan Report 17 Feb 2019 21:27

I used to work in a calendar printing factory but got fired for taking days off


LaGooner Report 18 Feb 2019 13:34

What do you get if you cross a Dinosaur with a pig

Jurassic Pork


Caroline Report 18 Feb 2019 16:35

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?........


Sharron Report 18 Feb 2019 16:56

What is the difference between a lady getting out of the bath and a lady leaving church?

Well, one of them has soul full of hope!


Allan Report 18 Feb 2019 21:13

When the young lady found that she wasn't the only pebble on the beach, she became a little bolder


MotownGal Report 19 Feb 2019 13:10

What gets wetter the longer it dries?

A towel.


Allan Report 20 Feb 2019 23:43

How do you start a milk pudding Race?

Say Go


MotownGal Report 21 Feb 2019 08:43

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.


Tabitha Report 21 Feb 2019 12:31

What did the mayonnaise say when the fridge door was opened?

Close the door, I'm dressing.


Allan Report 21 Feb 2019 20:30

Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?

No? Pretty good disguise, then, painting their toenails red


MotownGal Report 22 Feb 2019 12:35

Why have elephants got big ears?

To get Noddy to pay the ransom.


Allan Report 22 Feb 2019 20:32

Why is the ocean salty?

Because the sea weed


Allan Report 22 Feb 2019 20:45

What's an 'Ig'?

An Eskimo's house without a loo