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Barbra

Barbra Report 1 Mar 2019 10:53

An ice cream man is found on the floor of his van covered in one hundred & thousands police said he topped himself ;-)

Barbra

Barbra Report 1 Mar 2019 10:56

What Do You call a leprechaun with two condoms.( To be sure to be sure ) ;-) :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 1 Mar 2019 11:08

Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains...

Pull yourself together man....

Dermot

Dermot Report 1 Mar 2019 11:44

A young girl is pounding away on her father's Word Processor. She tells him she is writing a story.

What's it about? asks Dad.

I don't know, she replies, I can't read yet.

Allan

Allan Report 1 Mar 2019 20:36

I asked my elderly neighbour how she liked her new stairlift, she said it’s driving her up the wall

Bobtanian

Bobtanian Report 2 Mar 2019 00:33

"whats the difference, between Ignorance, and Apathy???"




answer...don't know, and don't care!!

Barbra

Barbra Report 2 Mar 2019 15:57

Didn't believe the police said my Father was a thief but when I got home all the.signs were there :-)

Caroline

Caroline Report 2 Mar 2019 18:29

:-D :-D

Dermot

Dermot Report 2 Mar 2019 19:02

A small boy asks his granddad: "Why does it rain?"

"To make the grass & plants grow" - replied granddad.

The young fellow looked puzzled & says: "So why does it rain on the pavements?"

Barbra

Barbra Report 2 Mar 2019 20:59

The Doctor told me two years ago I was going deaf haven't heard from him since :-)

Allan

Allan Report 2 Mar 2019 21:02

Many years ago my grandad was old enough to see the Titanic.

He warned people time and time again that the ship would sink.


In the end they threw him out of the cinema

Barbra

Barbra Report 2 Mar 2019 21:45

What did the Buffalow say as he.dropped.his son.of at School* Bison *

Allan

Allan Report 2 Mar 2019 22:37

What did the little Italian boy shout when he got home from school?

'Mamamia'

Barbra

Barbra Report 2 Mar 2019 23:11

Alan Caroline .Good to have a little titter :-D :-D

Allan

Allan Report 3 Mar 2019 09:00

A very jaundiced man went to the doctor and asked 'Doctor, can you give me something for my liver?'

The doctor gave him a pound of onions

Dermot

Dermot Report 3 Mar 2019 09:54

Children brighten the home. They never turn off the lights.

Allan

Allan Report 3 Mar 2019 21:24

I've had bad luck with both my wives.

The first one left me, the second one didn't.

Caroline

Caroline Report 3 Mar 2019 21:46

Barbra...isn't it.....not trying to be clever hence the childhood ref....all jokes welcome :-D.....

Barbra

Barbra Report 3 Mar 2019 22:21

Understand keep em clean :-D Knock knock ,whose there King Tut .King Tut Who King Tut_Key Fried Chicken

eRRolSheep

eRRolSheep Report 3 Mar 2019 22:24

Penguins are so unpalatable