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Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 11:18

Why do polar bears not eat penguins?

Cos they can't get the wrappers off......

David

David Report 12 Feb 2019 11:59

:-D :-D <3

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Feb 2019 12:02

What is a balanced meal for a polar bear?

A seal in each paw :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 12:24

:-D :-D

David

David Report 12 Feb 2019 12:36

I wondered if it was polar bears are north pole while penguins are south ?
Or is that incorrect ?

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 13:01

No you're correct David but that's not funny :-D

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Feb 2019 16:22

What do you call an angry Polar Bear? …. Nothing just run away fast :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 17:16

:-D

What do you call a blind dinosaur?....Doyouthinkhesawus....

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Feb 2019 17:44

What is yellow and dangerous ...Shark infested Custard

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 18:14

What do you call a deer with no eyes?....no idea.....

Annx

Annx Report 12 Feb 2019 18:32

What's green and hairy and goes up and down.............a gooseberry in a lift.

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 18:46

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?.....still no idea

Mersey

Mersey Report 12 Feb 2019 19:05

What kind of key opens a banana???





































A MON KEY :-D :-D :-D :-D

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 19:58

:-D :-D :-D

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?.......Cliff

LaGooner

LaGooner Report 12 Feb 2019 20:16

What do you call a man with a spade Doug :-D

Allan

Allan Report 12 Feb 2019 20:50

What do you call a German Barber?

Herr Kutt

Caroline

Caroline Report 12 Feb 2019 21:37

:-D :-D


What do you call a woman with a slate on her head...Ruth

Allan

Allan Report 12 Feb 2019 22:12

What do you call a very short, very pale Irishman?

Anaemic

Tawny

Tawny Report 12 Feb 2019 22:20

When is a door not a door?

When it’s ajar

Tawny

Tawny Report 12 Feb 2019 22:22

What’s black and white and re(a)d all over


There was two answers either A Newspaper or a sunburnt penguin